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My self-summary
Dating me comes with a disclaimer (available on request).

Warning: May contain mild to severe hatefulness.

Some time ago I took a tumble from a lofty and important position surrounded by other super-humans to descend and have to live with the rest of you. No words can fully encapsulate how unpleasant this experience is.

The difference between my IQ and that of the average human is the same as the difference between the average human and a trained gorilla, so for me, being with human beings is an inevitably frustrating experience, and the worst punishment that could possibly be inflicted upon me in poetic retribution for my monumental pride.

Please do not contact me to debate the relevance of standardized intelligence quotient tests, I probably know more about the subject than you do.
What I’m doing with my life
Languishing in bitter, hateful revulsion whilst plotting your downfall.
I’m really good at
If you define good as 'better than the average person', considering the pitiful capabilities of the average human being, the most honest and accurate answer to that question is 'everything'.
The first things people usually notice about me
My detestation of human beings.
My intimidating intellectual prowess.
My rugged good looks.

In that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that doesn't fill me with incandescent fury and depression at the state of humanity. Which is most things.
Six things I could never do without
1. Pride

2. Lust

3. Wrath

4. Envy

5. Sloth

6. Greed

7. Gluttony

Yes, I wrote seven when it says to put six. I am a rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Matters that are likely far beyond your comprehension and sphere of interest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Indulging in the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a man of wealth and taste.
You should message me if
* You got this far and have sufficient psychological issues that you find me attractive.

* You are similarly furiously frustrated with the state of humanity.

* You cannot abide human beings.

* You find the above profile hilarious, entertaining, or enticing for reasons beyond my ken.

* You are a sexual deviant.

* You wish to summon and bind me to the completion of a monumental task in return for your mortal soul and/or a virgin. If you possess neither soul nor virginity, you probably know me quite well already, but I am sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

* You have a sense of humour.
The two of us