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My self-summary
Work found me and so I'm no longer retired. Between considering genocide due to inflicted road cancer during Ramadhan and feeling slightly inadequate when feeling exhausted way before any of my gainfully employed comrades, I pray for the eventual take over of the world's manual labour by our robot overlords.

Being forced to pay non-negligible attention for 2 hours every day while sitting in a steel box on wheels has turned up the crank quite a bit. I'd love to be all compassionate and proper in my manners, but excuse me when the general population constantly reminds me of either not knowing where they want to go or knowing that they'd much rather wrestle angry bears than go to the place they are driving towards every morning.

Anyway, I used to write a statement about how I'd like to see the world. I've been doing that for far too long, so I hope you like the rant for a change.
What I’m doing with my life
Chatting up strangers to ask them if they'd like some money we are passing around. Most of the time, I get refused.

Figuring out how to solve the trauma in the elder sibling (out of two) whom I am teaching philosophy to so that he will decide to remember the math I was paid to teach.

Sharpening that most essential of life skills: flirting.
I’m really good at
Getting people to think about really uncomfortable things about themselves while at parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my voice or maniacal laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Two books that changed my life:
1) The Answer by John Assaraf and Murray Smith
2) The 4 Hour Workweek by Tim Ferriss

Fiction-wise, I recommend any book by:
1) Neil Gaiman
2) Terry Pratchett
3) Warren Ellis

1) Fight Club
2) The Dark Knight
3) Fury
4) Before Sunset. Yes, the second one.

TV Shows:
1) Westworld - Anthony Hopkins. Robots becoming self-aware
2) The West Wing - There's good work. Then there's GOOD work.
3) Stargate SG1 - Major Sam Carter. Nuff said.
4) Firefly - Whedon in SPAAAAaaaaaceeee

1) Upbeat, melodic music. Good example: SNSD - Gee
2) Epic orchestral music. Example: 2 Steps from Hell, Nobuo Uematsu
3) 80s Music
4) Japanese Funk Jazz. Think Yoko Kanno's work in Cowboy Bebop

1) Nom nom nom nom
Six things I could never do without
Detachment to worldly possessions, says the Buddhists. But I am still here in this world because of the following:

1) My mission
2) My feet
3) My sense of humour
4) My intuition
5) My words
6) My faith in the future
I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to tell better stories.

What's for lunch?

On a typical Friday night I am
In Changkat making new friends. Or writing poetry. Yes, while in Changkat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you're a woman and I actually bothered to approach you, I'd have already fantasised about having kids together.
You should message me if
You actually feel intimidated by my first message. I can assure you, I'm only as insecure as you about this dating whatchamacallit, if not more.
The two of us