Our rules are pretty basic - you be honest with us and we'll be honest with you; and my husband reserves the right to meet any new people first and has veto power (no questions asked!). If you're not OK with that, just move on. Also, if you're married/otherwise partnered (and they're not on here as well), I do insist on confirming with them that everything's kosher; I don't condone cheating.
Life is pretty busy these days, with three kids and full time jobs, and two cats, and a house, and all of the domestic duties that follow. When we do have free time, we like to hang out with friends and family in low-key get-togethers. Sitting around a fire with an adult beverage in hand, BSing and laughing our heads off is always good. When the weather doesn't cooperate, we like board games, movies, and trivia. Camping and associated activities (such as drinking around a fire and canoeing) are thoroughly enjoyed when we can get a sitter for the weekend, which is very rare.
I usually like outrageously funny movies that don't require deep thoughts to enjoy. My husband and I met at a Rocky Horror Picture Show cast party, and used to be Brad and Janet together, while we were engaged in real life. Is that cute or what??
Movies I like: Deadpool, Wedding Crashers, The Hangover, Anchorman, Something About Mary, any Monty Python movie, Harry Potter, and we LOVED "This is 40". That's not to say I don't also enjoy more serious movies, but right now my life is serious enough that movie time is for funsies.
Most of the TV I watch is thanks to the kids. Do you have any idea how many iterations of Power Rangers have been created in the last decade? I do! After they do to sleep, we'll put something on that's easy to watch. Currently, we're on That 70s Show. We recently finished the 2nd season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (yeah, we're behind) and can't wait for more.
Dave Matthews Band is an old favorite of mine. We try to go every summer, but things like having babies and going to the Police reunion tour get in the way some times. Some artists I like off the top of my head: Lorde, Katy Perry, Mumford and Sons, Lady Gaga, Jack Johnson, P!nk, John Mayer, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, and Harry Connick, Jr.
Food-wise, I'm pretty open to most cuisines. However, I don't like seafood (yes this includes sushi!), mushrooms, raw onions, or super spicy food. Mexican, Thai, Italian, Greek, Japanese (yes there is Japanese food that's cooked), Cajun/Creole a la Yats, good ol' Midwestern comfort food ... so long as it's got good flavor and none of the above ingredients, I'm game. I'm interested in trying new cuisines, so if you know of a great ethnic place, let me know and I might be interested.
Fresh cold water to drink
My memory foam mattress pillow
And laughter - not just a giggle or a chuckle, but the overwhelming belly laugh with tears running down your face that leaves you breathless and then comes back again until you're worn out
I don't generally reply to anyone who's less than a 70% match (previous history) or has spelling / grammar errors on their profile, and will not reply to "hey i think ur hot r u dtf?" Does that shit EVER work?! And you need to have some sort of profile filled out ... give me something to go off of.
And please be local. I don't have time to drive an hour to see / meet people.