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My self-summary
Goalie for hire. Full time dork. Occasional Dungeon Master. My brain goes a million miles an hour, I daydream a lot just to keep myself entertained.
What I’m doing with my life
Junior process manager for a semi-large custom moldmaker.

I play floor hockey three times a week. Once in a while my friends and I get out the character sheets and play some DnDnD ( the third D's for Drinking). Barring that we find some other adventures, real or imaginary.
I’m really good at
-Brilliant one-liners
-the "I wish I thought of that 2 hours ago" comeback
-technical memos
-Pretending to manage the Leafs
-Rocket League
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, or my shapely ass. It depends which way I'm facing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
sushi, gnocci, Epic Meal Time, anything homemade

Not gonna lie, haven't read a lot of anything that isn't a textbook or training manual lately

The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, LoTR, Snatch, anything James Bond, Austin Powers, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Inception, The Dark Knight

Archer, Samurai Jack, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Firefly, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, SportsCentre, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Mythbusters, Top Gear

Anything but country.
The six things I could never do without
(In no particular order)
-Innis & Gunn
-Epic Rap Battles of History
-Home Cooking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Faster-than-light travel
-Will the Leafs win a Cup before I turn 40?
-how many ways can you actually make shrimp?
-how long until EVERYONE gets their own reality show?
-why doesn't the CFL have more teams?
-Where in the world in Carmen Sandiego?
-Fighter Jets
-Time travel paradoxes
-Useless Trivia
-I think too much
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for shenanigans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate how I look in pictures. I'm probably more shy on the internet than I am face to face.

I'm not very tall and I'm allergic to cats. That makes me a terrible person, I know, I'm sorry.
You should message me if
You have seven evil exes. You want to play Rocket League. Or if you read this far.