29Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a native San Franciscan (third generation which makes me royalty) and an Ashkenazi/Chiricahua mutt which means I never get bit by mosquitoes but I would probably complain about it all day if I did--think of a love child between Goyathlay (Geronimo) and Woody Allen. Or maybe Cochise and Henny Youngman.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a theatrical producer so my days are filled with late mornings, plenty of phone calls, an ever growing pile of scripts to read through, some general hustling, going to more shows than I can count a week, and late dinners/drinks.
I’m really good at
Stumbling and/or falling up corporate ladders, facetiously creating and naming new chess maneuvers, making and eating fondue.
The first things people usually notice about me
My American Indian stoicism and my liberal use of Louis Farrakhan quotes to prove my points and to end my role in conversations I don't want to be a part of.

I speak entirely in Yiddish when I'm frustrated which I can hardly speak a lick of when I'm contented.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read and eat constantly so it's a bit hard to pick out favorites while music is very much a mood thing and can swing from Carol Channing to The Sandals to Metallica to Mos Def to Reptar but Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros always finds a way to bring a smile to my face as does Insane Clown Posse but for markedly different reasons.
Six things I could never do without
The ability to YouTube whatever song pops in my head
The SF Giants
My small library of books
My growing record collection
My road bikes: Buster, Hunter, Sergio, and Angel (pronounced An-hell) and yes, I name my bikes after Giants
Don Rickles, alav ha-shalom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Would I really use a juicer if I bought one?
No way that taxi is going to go for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Avoiding places with lines.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's hard for me to stop watching A&E marathons once I get 15 minutes into any of their amazing programs.

I'm an active baseball card collector and I'm not 8 years old.
You should message me if
You feel like you need more sass and mirth in your life.
The two of us