36Laramie, United States
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My self-summary
Once there was a snail who had many questions about life. Like, "is my shell part of my body or could I crawl out of it?" Unfortunately, no one could answer his questions.
What I’m doing with my life
I am procrastinating from stuff I should be doing by stalking people on OK cupid.
I’m really good at
Armadillo bowling
Facebook stalking
Beatboxing with my mouth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Moby (fucking) Dick !!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, does any other book remotely compare? Blood Meridian?
But mostly I read SciFi, and I am obsessed with C.J. Cherryh.
I am kind of a book snob. So if your favorite books are Harry potter or The Hunger Games (neither of which I have read) or The Bible (which I have), I will think less of you.

Polanski's Macbeth

Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Dr. Who

I would have been a rock star if I did not totally suck at music.
recently, I have been listening to pop. Gotta love that autotune.

No. Cigarettes and coffee are a complete nutritional balance.
Six things I could never do without
My 15 illegitimate children
Hillary Rodham Clinton
On a typical Friday night I am
All I do it sit around playing my banjo (badly)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A few years ago, I was on one of these online dating sites, and I sent a message to a girl. A little while later, my ex-girlfriend texts me: "did you send a message to my co-worker." Really?
Oh... those were the days! I sent a bunch of messages to people and never got a single response. . . So, I don't believe online dating actually works in a small town :/ But I wanted to come stalk profiles to see if there is anybody I know. And ... I already saw one person ;) We are a "match!"
You should message me if
I'm holding my breath waiting for all the messages I'm going to get.
The two of us