35Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm looking for an uneducated (Degrees are overrated), stuck up cold hearted woman (nice means heartache) , who hates travel (boo to nice warm romantic places), doesn't like sports (Barbarians), who is set in their ways (why compromise), who only eat twigs (boo meat), hates to laugh and who is so hard to get along with, I cant bring her around friends!

If your still reading, I thank you for your appreciation of sarcasm, so here goes..

I've been told I am an old soul. I like reading the paper in the morning, listening to doo wop music while I cook, and taking care of the people who are important to me. I think showing respect goes a long way.

I am definitely someone who likes to laugh and have a good time. I'm very sarcastic and love making jokes. I try not to take things too seriously, as I know very well that life is too short.

I could care less how much money you have, where you live, or what you drive. Those things don't impress or matter to me. Just don't lie to me. All I am looking for is someone with a good sense of humor, who is exactly the same, if they are in sweats and a T Shirt or in a dress and heels.
What I’m doing with my life
I work nights, coach high school lacrosse, sometimes substitute teach, and trying to figure out when I can fit going back to school. It sounds worse than it is, but I clearly have that hard working thing down!
I’m really good at
Cracking jokes, scarcasm, and making people laugh, regardless of how bad their day was.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality, sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - Goodfellas, Shawshank, Casablanca, Breakfast at Tiffanys, An Affair to Remember.

Music - Oldies, Doo Wop, Opie & Anthony, Sports Talk, Tiesto, Erick Morillo

TV - Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, some reality TV,

Food - Id try anything once
Six things I could never do without
Family, friends, humor, sarcasm, music, heroine?? Too soon..Only 5
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you just look at the pics and dont read the profile, are you not judging a book by the cover?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working unfortunately, but I would much rather a night with wine and a movie on the couch than getting hammered at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I carried a watermelon?!
You should message me if
Your really looking for a nice guy, and not just saying it. If your someone who I can be myself with and not have my balls broken over nonsense! I'm not a fan of games or drama, I'm as open, honest, and loyal as they come. If you know either The Five Satins, The Platters, or have seen An Affair to Remember, we'll definately get along.
The two of us