FakeToxicTree
24 Plzeň, Czech Republic
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My self-summary
I'm semi-asocial individual and a female human being. I really dislike extreme speciesism, people touching my back, delusional K-Pop fans and hot weather. I am interested in video games, animals (especially cockroaches), urban exploration and fashion. I'm fascinated by changes in skins texture caused by mechanical damage. I'm generally offended by people, who gets offended easily. I'm an occasional nihilist, occasionally denying the existence of any intelligence and goodness of the mankind.
There's something from Karen, Earl and Milkman Dan in me
I'd fought for the Sith order.
My favorite bad guy is Kakihara and the ultimate villain Kefka Palazzo
The most beautiful woman is Tilda Swinton/Yo-Landi Vi$$er/Song Ji-hyo
And I've been known to be quite pretty. In a certain angle and in certain light

TO ALL OF YOU:

If you DON'T LIKE something in my profile, please DON'T WASTE your time and mine by writting me about it.

If you DO LIKE my profile, please DO WASTE your time by writting me, but HAVE some COMMON SENSE while doing so.
I WON'T answer these type of messages : HI, HY, HELLO,HALLO,HALO,WHATS UP,HOWS IT GOIN etc.
USE ENGLISH OR CZECH! I speak no other language.
What I’m doing with my life
Wandering around.
Genuinely looking for an asexual person to spend my life with.
Trying to find mistakes in movies and then pointing them out to those, who loves that particular movie.
Underlining parts with sexual feel in otherwise non-sexual books.
Petting my dogs head at various times of the day.
Trying to be a proper human being.
Looking at photos by Daikichi Amano including the Genki Genki production and being absolutely fascinated and disgusted at the same time.
Refusing to stop being angry about the "Princess is in another castle"
Worshipping the hell out of the homosexual alpha male queen Milo Yiannopoulos
I’m really good at
Standing at one place
Cuddling(I'm a real pro at that)
Fucking up
Loving myself
Caring for others
Singing Escape while being drunk
Being deadly, brutally and absolutely honest
Talking about games
Ignoring pain
Holding my breath until I turn blue and pass out.
Not making sense sometimes
Having incredibly fucked up nightmares
Turning dreams about cute, fluffy bunnies into some hardcore-tentacle-gang-rape shit.
Listening to others and then not giving particular fuck about their problem
Listening to others and then trying to help as much as I can
Swimming in line and yelling at other idiots, who just can't seem to understand what that line is in the swimming pool for
Being slightly obsessed by the comment section(and some commenters... *cough* Tejmar *cough*) on Watchpeopledie
Making random gifts for people I love
Abusing the fuck out of my hair
Staring at the ceiling at 4am in the morning
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair - 'cause most of the time it looks as if rainbow-coloured-fluffy unicorn puked on my head.
clothes - 'cause most of the time I look like a evil black widow, messed up nun or 90' cool kid.
scars - 'cause I have lots of them...like really a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
I generally like cult and zombie movies,exploitation films and 70's - 90's b-rated horrors. I adore the work of David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, David Fincher, Hayao Miyazaki, Pier Paolo Pasolini and Chan-wook Park. I'm obsessed by Takashi Miike, that man is just pure devil in the best possible way.
Shows:
Firefly, Liar Game, White Christmas (korean), Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, South Park, Metalocalypse, Mighty Boosh, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Black Books, True Detective, Ugly Americans, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Shameless, Mr. pickles, Running Man(korean show)
Anime:
Cowboy Bebop, MoNoNoKe, Ghost in the Shell, Howl no Ugoku Shiro, Tekkon Kinkreet, Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi, Samurai Champloo. I enjoy dark and twisted stories. I'm still hoping for Doubt or some of Kaori Yuki(please let it be Ludwig Kakumei) manga to be turned into anime.
Music:
I like glam rock or punk just as much as I like swedish folk, japanese metal or korean pop. I love weird, creepy and husky voices. David Bowie, Eugene Hutz, Nick Cave,The Tallest Man On Earth and Oh Hyuk are my heroes.
I'm a huge fan of old american 90's and korean hip-hop.
Favorite songs:
Bad Religion - Generator
Thee Michelle Gun Elephant - Drop
Twenty One Pilots - Stressed out
Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil
Zion.T - Yanghwa Bridge
Stellar - Vibrato
Books:
A Clockwork Orange, Le petit prince, Naked Lunch, 1984, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Marabou Stork Nightmares, Acid House, Lord Of The Flies, And the Ass Saw the Angel and the Painted bird.
Games:
Bioshock/System shock series, Fahrenheit, Bastion, Beyond Good&Evil, Dreamfall, Corpse Party, Fallout (first 2), Deus Ex, The Walking Dead, Runaway, Shadow of the Colossus, MDK, The Longest Journey, Earthbound, The Cat Lady, Gabriel Knight, Final Fantasy VI, Broken Sword, Kentucky Route Zero, Child of Light, Transistor, Thomas Was Alone, Chrono Trigger, Red Dead Redemption, Limbo, To The Moon, Monkey Island, The Last Of Us, Portal 1,2; Spec Ops: The Line, Heavy Rain, Valiant Hearts The Great War,Silent Hill 2, This War Of Mine, Braid, Blocks That Matter, Nihilumbra, Life is Strange, GTA V,The Banner Saga, Giants: Citizen Kabuto, Papo & Yo, Lumino City

Food:
Coffee, fruity beer, grapefruit juice and wine.
I don't eat meat, onions and hate greasy meals. Love spicy food,sweet chilli sauce and tofu.
The six things I could never do without
Living creatures
Creativity
Video games
Touching
Silence
Poetry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would happen if...
Monsters
Why are things called the way they are called.
Death/Life
What should I think about
On a typical Friday night I am
Where I want to be or have to be or should be.
Typically no Friday is really that typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not very fond of my parents. They suck at being good parents. They suck even more at being proper human beings.
I don't cry. I only cry when something cry-worthy happens in a video game.
I've never been in love.
I fucking love cuddling.
I suffer from Insomnia, occasionally have Sleep paralysis(accompany with hallucinations) and I know how to wake up in my dreams.
I'm a huge BestGore.com supporter (of the gore content,not the commenters or the propaganda) and I wish to die in a gruesome manner just so the video/photo of my body could end up there :)
Favorite sites: Oddee, 4chan, eFukt, FFFilm, BestGore, Anti Kpop-Fangirl, ExHentai, CreepyPasta, Reddit - Watchpeopledie
You should message me if
Well lets change this a bit
DON'T MESSAGE ME IF...
-you're a "one line" type of person
-you use "yolo" or "lol" in daily conversations
-you think that war is exciting and the unnecessary end of one individual's life doesn't mean anything
-you're one of those who think it's completely ok to ruin someones finest moment by saying that he's a "sexist pig" because of a fucking shirt he's wearing
-you believe that negativity is useless
-you think that fluffy,cute animals are equal to humans simply because they're fluffy and cute
-you hunt animals for fun
-you keep raging about the fact, that models are generally skinny
-you're interested in japanese fashion/contemporary art/Kpop to the point, where you're actually unable to have conversation about anything else
-you blindly give to any charity without knowing how the money is distributed
-you idealize things to the point where you are actually unable to see the shadow behind a light
-you're extremely delusional -insert what you want- fan who can't understand the difference between hate and legitimate criticism
-you're either a carnivor who can't stand vegetarians/vegans or a vegetarian/vegan who can't stand carnivors
-you think all psychopaths and sociopaths should be killed
-you think bull/cock/dog fights are ok and fun to watch
-you have formed an opinion about something based solely on "facts" your friends or family have told you, without investigating for yourself
-you believe that religious fanatics should be tolerated, rather than educated
-you think that those who don't vote have no right to complain
-you stand in entrances and exits to check for something in your bag/on your phone
-you needlessly kill spiders,flies or insect just because they're not as cute as your dog or cat
-you think a person who has forceful paedophilic thoughts is evil, rather than ill
-you think incest is bad and disgusting and people who are in this sort of relantionship should be in prison
-you think all Skinheads are nazis
-you scoff at smokers, but consume copious amounts of sugar/ sodium/alcohol/caffeine/etc
-you have an interest in celebrity gossip
-you think trampolines are safe for children
-you claim to have read more than you actually have, saying that you "haven't read that in such a loooong time" to anyone asking what you thought about a book which you, at some point, lied about reading
-you think that modern feminism helps, more than hurts
-you say you love your animals, but when they get hurt you refuse to take them to vet 'cause it's not worth it and a waste of money
-you think modern feminism helps, more than hurts
-you take part in zombie walks just to show off your body, dressed as a zombie whore or in general looking nothing like a real zombie
-you think that real vampires don't wash their hair and sparkle in the light
-You take everything, that someone wrote on their profile on dating site, way too seriously
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