I'm an older, disabled liberal with an odd sense of humor, I'm a bit of a smartass in fact. I walk with a limp and honestly, I wish I could walk more than I do. I'm not religious but I have a faith. I don't expect you to share it of course but you're welcome to ask. Don't ask me to go to church, there's a long story and nobody likes long stories.
When it comes to food I'm a true omnivore, aside from one significant allergy I try not to limit myself. No, I'm not interested in becoming vegan or taking on a 'raw food' diet thanks.
So...If you're looking for a slower, mellower guy in no kind of hurry at all who's articulate, got a creative mindset and isn't totally 'normal' but certainly 'safe' then we should talk. You should know I don't smoke (I'm allergic in fact), I don't drink (tastes spoilt to me but it's fine for cooking with), and I don't get high at all. I also don't judge. If you want to know more you really ought to ask. I should probably point out that I'm obese, because a lot of people care about that. If it's a deal breaker do walk on and be well!
Let's sum up. I'd like to speak to sincere ladies currently living near Tampa FL, who are not visiting family/interviewing for a modelling job. in a far flung country and need me to send them money for a ticket or customs thing. Why not? I'm not quite broke but nearly so and these are usually things a SCAMMER says. Not a tough concept, be sincere, don't be a scammer. If you qualify, please feel free to say hi, honest....I'm not a raving paranoid, just cautious. Once burned twice shy. No, you may not have my email address, phone number, or other personally identifying information until we've met in person. Hope you can understand.
There are several unlisted talents of course!
Apparently I'm also really good at attracting scammers...so if that's you here's your sign. I'm not rich, I'm barely above the poverty line and if you're from Ghana, Nigeria, Bhutan or wherever that's NOT near me, don't bother. I can't afford to send anyone money, I'm able to pay my bills and that's about all. I'm sincere, I'm hoping to find people who are also.
Movies- Almost anything provided it's done well
I've never seen a live show, so no telling
Music-Almost anything I've heard to one degree or another, prefer folk/rock/jazz. Not a huge fan of Country/Western and only like selected hip-hop/rap
Food- what I don't like would be a much shorter list. VEGANS NEED NOT APPLY. (No shame, but I eat things with faces, It'll disgust you and who needs that?)
Something to read
Water (the last four not necessarily in that order)
(I didn't mention air or gravity, but I live on planet earth, so I don't think I have to do without them at this time =P)
By the way, Ladies? This is one of the first sections I read in any woman's profile, it tells me a lot and warns me away from those whom I will tend to disagree with on one particular point. I hate fighting over what someone else finds important, so I don't.
::: Ladies, I'm not a bank and I have no money to speak of, so if you're looking for a sugar daddy or someone to 'help you with your expenses' I don't have it...keep walkin.:::
Just so we're clear, smoking or any sort of fanaticism is a 100% deal-breaker.
Please please please please please. Don't message me if you are temporarily or permanently not anywhere near me geographically. It's really disconcerting to talk to someone for weeks only to find they're in Africa or Turkey and nowhere near me.
I don't normally message if:
"Y'all got issues"
"God/Religion" appear in your six most important things
Despite OKC 'matching' us I'm not in your age range or you're not in mine.