47Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I've never been one for great self-knowledge, so all of the following is hypothetical. I think I'm clever, well-read, articulate, and amusing. I'm often taken to task for being flakey and narcissistic. I'll admit to the flakiness.

I am perceptive, insinuative, and witty
What I’m doing with my life
Whoring myself for inadequate pay in a job I despise, so that I can send money to defense contractors, rich farmers, and the Southern banks that hold my monstrous student loans.
I’m really good at
Filling in these internet forms. Wow. Look at that! Another one bites the dust. Right here. Take that, pink-bordered "I'm really good at:" field! Take that and *CHOKE* on it! Woo!
The first things people usually notice about me
Frequently, people think they've met me somewhere before. Some friend of a cousin of theirs, perhaps. . . or a cousin of one of their friends. I like to think it's because of my clean-cut features and open, trustworthy expression. . . but then I think about what a bunch of dock whores and schoolyard masturbators *my* friends and cousins look like, and I'm forced to reconsider.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lost in Translation, followed closely by Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I wanted to like The Return of the King more than I did; but it really only struck me as decent.
Six things I could never do without
1) A journal with lots of blank pages 2) A fountain pen OR mechanical pencil. 3) The Internet 4) History 5) The kindness of strangers 6) Strangers
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, due to a long-standing recurring engagement that can *only* be broken on 36 hours notice.

And NO, I'm not in a cult. . . but I'm willing to award a free shot of Gray Goose to anyone who can truthfully claim to have thought that for a second and been turned on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
. . .that I considered a LOT of good possible admissions before I decided to simply dodge the question like. . . . so.
You should message me if
You enjoy intelligent trouble, and feel a tiny frisson when you say, hear, or read the word "slutty.
The two of us