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My self-summary
Brand Differentiation - A Poem

Men post photographs, half-naked
And demand you get to know 'em.
Market's over saturated
To stand out, I wrote this poem.

My relationships are open
And my friendships, beneficial.
Our connection will, I'm hoping,
Become more than superficial.
What I’m doing with my life
Former jobs: tennis coach, tank gunner, lasers researcher, reptile catcher, hedge fund trader, espionage analyst and toilet paper marketer. Only two of the above seven are made up.

Current job: something something financial, something something technology.

What I really do: Applying math to the optimization of life and OkCupid.
I’m really good at
Opening tough jars, which is really all you need from a man. You independent woman, you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My goofy accent, the source of which they cannot place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You mean my favorite blogs, podcasts and teas?

Alright, alright, I do read a ton of books and I'm unfuckable unless I prove it. Here are some of my favorites from the last year:

* The Girl with All the Gifts (Carey)
* Thinking Fast and Slow (Kahneman)
* Open (Agassi)
* Nexus (Naam)
* What if? (Munroe)
* Saga (Vaughan)
* Consciousness Explained (Dennett)
* The Mark and the Void (Murray)
* Dataclysm (the dude who runs this site)
* HPMoR (Yudkowsky). Ironically, I gave up on Rowling's version after 100 pages.
Six things I could never do without
* Competitive sports
* At least one new country a year (2016 - Mexico, Iceland, Japan)
* Bayesian epistemology
* Carolina basketball
* Philosophical conversations in impolite company
* Spotify Premium
* Breaking arbitrary rules regarding the number of items I must list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is the only reasonable explanation for the lack of visible extraterrestrial life that we live in a simulation?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing what we do every night, Pinky, trying to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I met a girl from OkCupid for a lunch date, but she ended up dating the guy she met for a dinner date the same day. We never kissed and never went on another date, but became close friends and traveled to three continents together. I didn't plan for this, but this is the best possible outcome from OkCupid as far as I'm concerned.

I like getting to know women, I don't like overplanning and putting labels on relationships.
You should message me if
You've noticed the part on top where it says I'm in an open relationship and you're cool with that.

Here's what I'm looking for in a great relationship:

1. I need to admire you, so I hope you are ambitious, intellectual and a bad-ass.
2. We should be best friends, so I hope you are honest, optimistic and kind to others.
3. I look for passion, so I hope you are unreserved, confident and slutty.

If you hit at least 5/9 of the above, I can work with that. If you have no idea what to write me: what's the last thing life taught you? Or just hit "like", I will still probably check out your profile and write you something myself.
The two of us