26 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I hate self summaries.

I can say the alphabet backwards, even if I'm shitfaced.
What I’m doing with my life
I aspire to be the World's 2nd Best Grandma.
I’m really good at
Video games
Dealing with People
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or my beard. Or my earth-shattering apathy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Gaiman, Technical books

Star Trek, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, God Bless America, Terminator

Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Breaking Bad, Anything with H. Jon Benjamin, Arrow/Flash

Coheed and Cambria, dredg, Circa Survive, Cursive, The Gaslight Anthem, Brand New, The Dear Hunter, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Mars Volta, Thrice, The Receiving End of Sirens, Bayside
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something something something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once chased a man's dog through a football field because he looked at me the wrong way.
You should message me if
If you'd care to join me for some texting and scones. Or something booze related.