27Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I hate self summaries.

I can say the alphabet backwards, even if I'm shitfaced.

Feminist. No SWERFs or TERFs please.

Timbers & Thorns fan. RCTID.

I give pretty good compliments.
What I’m doing with my life
I aspire to be the World's 2nd Best Grandma. My dream job is to be a professional nude reviewer. Naked people fucking rule.
I’m really good at
Video games
Watching soccer
Taking pictures of myself
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Or the fact that I'm staring at them trying to figure out if I met them before or not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Gaiman, Technical books

Star Trek, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, Terminator, Rubber

Star Trek, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Bojack Horseman, Anything with H. Jon Benjamin, Arrow/Flash

Coheed and Cambria, dredg, Circa Survive, Cursive, The Gaslight Anthem, Brand New, The Dear Hunter, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Mars Volta, Thrice, The Receiving End of Sirens, Bayside
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something something something. Probably soccer related.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is at least one porn video on the Internet with me in it. #TheMoreYouKnow
You should message me if
You want to talk to me about butts. I love butts. Or if you want to smash the capitalist patriarchy into pieces. Or if you really like Star Trek and/or the Timbers. Or if you want to debate the finer points of sad kid jams.
The two of us