**So I opened up my profile to be viewed by straight people for the first time in months and I got over a dozen messages overnight, which I have really just one thing to say about:
If you wouldn't say it to a woman you're related to, don't say it to a stranger. You're being gross and creepy and I don't care how much you like my breasts, I like them too, but that's not what I'm here for. If you say something gross, I'm just gonna respond with 'Ew' and be done, so you know that you're gross.
I'm a decent cartoonist. Just little things, like cute stickers, and prints like this here! http://tinyurl.com/p2uv6rw or this! http://tinyurl.com/orpyzqw
Movies: Chicago, Looper, Black Swan, Toy Story, most Disney flicks, Donnie Darko, My Neighbor Totoro, Edward Scissorhands, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Suckerpunch, The Last Unicorn, The Stepford Wives, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club,
Shows: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Adventure Time, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Regular Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Futurama,
Music: Beats Antique, LYNX, Snow Patrol, Chinese Man, Caravan Palace, Teddyloid, Yelle, Eurythmics, Modest Mouse, Queen, The Beatles, Basshunter, Alizee, Dionysos, The Bloodhound Gang, The Cranberries, Emilie Autumn, Gotye, Green Day, The Monkees, Panic! at the Disco, Red Hot Chili Peppers, TCY Force, t.A.T.u, and Stuck in the Sound
Food: Varies on mood. It's such a beautiful way to express so many things it's hard not to find appreciation in everything ~
If you're the kind of person who's willing to be supportive of me in my endeavors. If you're someone who wants to travel. If you're someone who can be confident in the things you do.
I don't want to feel the need to fix someone. Please, just be a decent human being. Be an honest person. I am admittedly a picky person. Not about body type or sexuality or anything like but just for someone who can cook from themselves, who is aware of the world outside of themselves and is accepting of different kinds of people. I am not your mother. I will not cook all your meals because you can't. I will not remind you to eat every day. I will not clean up the things you've left to mold because you forgot.
If you're thinking 'wow, those seem kind out there?' go ahead and message me, you're probably the person I want to talk to, because these are all things I've had to do with perfectly abled people. If you have a disability and these things are necessary, I am understanding. This is aimed at people I know perfectly can do these things.
I don't want to have to fix someone.
But if you're the kind who actually supports someone like Donald Trump for a president, I want to leave me alone please I don't even want to bother.