25Oklahoma City, United States
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My self-summary
Howdy howdy! My name is Whitney, but most of my friends call me Fae (Just a chosen name I think suits me better). I love to cook, I love to draw, and I love to love people.

**So I opened up my profile to be viewed by straight people for the first time in months and I got over a dozen messages overnight, which I have really just one thing to say about:

If you wouldn't say it to a woman you're related to, don't say it to a stranger. You're being gross and creepy and I don't care how much you like my breasts, I like them too, but that's not what I'm here for. If you say something gross, I'm just gonna respond with 'Ew' and be done, so you know that you're gross.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional baker~ I won't tell you where but it's a pretty well known place but I love what I'm doing, even if it means I'm constantly covered in burns. I'm good at what I do and I stand by that a good cookie can make anyone feel better.
I’m really good at
I love cooking and baking and I think my cupcakes are to die for. I was raised by the Hispanic part of my family, so Mexican food is one of my favorite things to make as well.

I'm a decent cartoonist. Just little things, like cute stickers, and prints like this here! http://tinyurl.com/p2uv6rw or this! http://tinyurl.com/orpyzqw
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to think I'm really laid back but, psychologically speaking, the first thing people notice about me isn't going to be what I like to talk about. I'm a bit heavier than the ideal, and I know that. It's one of those things that you try so hard with but only get so far, but I won't waste time getting into that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, 1984 by George Orwell, John Dies at the End by David Wong, and The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

Movies: Chicago, Looper, Black Swan, Toy Story, most Disney flicks, Donnie Darko, My Neighbor Totoro, Edward Scissorhands, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Suckerpunch, The Last Unicorn, The Stepford Wives, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club,

Shows: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Adventure Time, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Regular Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Futurama,

Music: Beats Antique, LYNX, Snow Patrol, Chinese Man, Caravan Palace, Teddyloid, Yelle, Eurythmics, Modest Mouse, Queen, Florence + the Machine, Timmy Trumpet; tbh there's not much music I dislike? Except for Slipknot i hate Slipknot

Food: Varies on mood. It's such a beautiful way to express so many things it's hard not to find appreciation in everything ~
Six things I could never do without
My laptop, my tablet, my phone, my wallet, my sketch book, and some kinda sweet thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past and possibilities for the future, creative concepts I could never create, and the fear of not succeeding on the few things I feel I need to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working my ass off and probably burning myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can do this neat thing with my right foot where I can bend every other toe, and I can also put my foot behind my head.
You should message me if
you're not gonna be gross and you're honest-to-god interested in me. Like you're not just wanting to hook up. I want peeps to talk to, hang out with, sex or not.

If you're a nerd lookin' for somethin' like that, cool. Just, please, i'm not looking for hook ups.
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