Fat_Barry
30 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
G'day. I'm Gavin, but don't hold that against me. After all, without "me", it would just be "Aweso". No really...I'm not arrogant at all. Anyway, I spose I'm just another guy. Pretty friendly, very open-minded (not a fan of censorship), I like mucking around and being a fool. I love spending time with friends, whether we're out drinking or just in for a quiet movie night. Now stop wasting your time reading this shite and message me or something.

I am relaxed, clownish, and open-minded
What I’m doing with my life
There's a phrase we in the business (don't ask what business, cause I've got no bloody clue) like to use. It's "bugger all". When I'm not doing "bugger all", I'm usually out loving the uni student lifestyle...partying, meeting people and getting unnecessarily drunk. Which I spose you could equate to "bugger all". Holy hell, am I still talking?
I’m really good at
Being an idiot. Take a look at the photos of Captain Red and you'll get the idea.
The first things people usually notice about me
My size. And I mean my height, for all the smart arses out there. I'm about 6'4". People say I have a unique smile too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) How to Mow the Lawn: The Lost Art of Being a Man b) Pirates of the Carribean, cause it has pirates. Arrr! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is awesome too. Johnny Depp rocks. c) Mostly trance/techno/rave music (big Ministry of Sound/Gatecrasher/ID&T Radio fan) and rock like Supergrass and The White Stripes. Also a big fan of The Prodigy and NIN. d) A hamburger from Andrew's Hamburgers in South Melbourne. The Holy Grail is actually a hamburger, not a cup.
The six things I could never do without
1. Beer 2. Women (debatable :)) 3. Mates 4. Music 5. Aviators (They're currently broken...sexual favours for anyone who buys me new ones) 6. Pirates and ninjas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Answers to stupid questions like this. Or who would win if a pirate had a fight with a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are both completely badass and incredibly manly, so who knows?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the tear, probably at a house party or out at a club. Always ruining my liver.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well...don't tell anyone but...I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back.
You should message me if
You are insane. Or if you think pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and bushrangers are badass. Or if you like beer. Girls that drink beer are hot.
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