53 Kenosha, United States
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My self-summary
Want to find a friend for Summer Fun 2017? Me Too! And so now it's time for the Mandatory Description. Come on over, pull up a chair and... but oh what to say? Who am I? The sum of my parts? And what part will actually entice you to connect with me? I am... me. I love to learn. I love to look at new things, go on journeys of discovery, and I love to enlighten others. I am a child at heart and I love to be snarky and fun, to do crazy things and just because things and generally be very free and open and loving. I like kinky or vanilla, but I'm not crazy. I like cooking new things, trying new recipes... I am looking for someone to hang out with. Is it you? Could it be you? At this point in my life I want someone to be with, soul to soul, without the usual hassles and drama.

***And now for the other shoe....

I am a beautiful fun intelligent handsome person who can cook knock your socks off meals that will truly make you burble with satisfaction, cakes and pies and cookies too. I am all this but before you contact me to take advantage of that wonderfulness take into account that I am also lucky because I survived a horrible car crash in my youth. The accident put me in a wheelchair for life, but that was way better than the alternative. I pushed to be here, I want to enjoy a beautiful life with beautiful people like everyone else. So my philosophy has always been "Screw the wheelchair!", I am self-supporting and take care of all my needs on my own but if you don't think you can deal with it, no troubles. If on the other hand you don't care and you just want to meet a guy with a wonderful personality that's way cool, drop me a note and we will see where it goes from there!
What I’m doing with my life
I am constantly on vacation.
I’m really good at
Being invisible and then just appearing in the middle of the room like some huge purple elephant zombie or something. No, really, it's true. You believe me, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
The big scary wheelchair I ride around on. Then the huge purple elephant zombie on my lap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
SciFi and Fantasy books, rock n roll, stir-fry

B52's, Canned Heat, The Eagles, Jerry Garcia, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gipsy Kings, Harry Chapin, George Gershwin, Bob Crosby and the Bobcats, Cake, Gaelic Storm, Cage The Elephant, and lots more weird stuff.
The six things I could never do without
My chair
A convection oven
A Toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Physics of Reality, Particles, Waveforms, Distant Galaxies, Dimensional Membranes, Time Travel the Human Condition and really, really, really good coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having "Sleep Over" night with my son, or just watching tv by my lonesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in the box with Schrödinger's cat and we are both having a fine day.
You should message me if
You want to know me... or you have a huge penguin poking you in the ribs and whispering "fish, fish" every time my picture pops up on the computer.
Seriously, I am looking for someone real, someone for me, so if you are out there, come on over and lets have a conversation.