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My self-summary
I'm originally from Cleveland, Ohio and have been in the area for about 5 years now. I'm known to be witty, a closet smart ass, armchair general and a connoisseur of fine sarcasm....

Confession: I've recently become addicted to watching "Storage Wars". Yes..it's lame as can be but I can't resist. I have no will....

I appreciate affection in a relationship for all it is and love animals. I'm looking for someone who has ability to give and receive affection on all levels. Someone who understands the cyclical nature of love and giving within a relationship. There are ordinary relationships all around me and I simply do not want that for myself. I want a deep connection with that special person that sits far above all the ups and downs of daily life. If you are allergic to cats and dogs, you will more than likely be allergic to me..... I have a diverse sense of humor and love to make note of the funny things in life. I'm a police officer, so there is plenty of time in my day to be serious and or to be put into serious situations. I prefer to keep my off time on the lighter side. I am a southpaw. Those who share this trait knows what comes with this trait.

If that means something to you, drop me a line....
p. s. The Burbs is simply the funniest movie ever....and I do have tattoos. That may or may not bother some people but I'm being up front about it....

Misc. ~ Myers Briggs Profile: INTP & Vampire movies scare the crap out of me....(Twilight doesn't count...)...

Favorite TV Shows:
MASH, Magnum P.I., Cheers, Night Court, A Team, Newhart, St. Elsewhere, The Equalizer, Mythbusters, Storm Chasers, Bones, V, Burn Notice, The Glades, Haven, Good Eats, Eureka, Rubicon, Holmes on Homes....

On my ipod you may find:
Psychedelic Furs, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, Marillion, The Replacements, Genesis, Phil Collins, Mr. Mister, The Outfield, Huey Lewis and the News, Joe Jackson, The Fray, Nickelback, The Who, David Gilmour, New Order, The Beach Boys, Cinderella, Joy Division and The Cars to name a few....

Macintosh Computers
Technology..gadgets, blinking lights, toggle buttons..
Bob and Edith's
Cotton T-shirts
People Watching..
Thunder Storms
Soda Water
Grilled Cheese and Tomato soup
No Kill animal shelters
Common Sense
Camp Fires
Thomas Kinkade's vision of Christmas
The Food Network
My keen sense of fairness
The Muppets
Anything 80's...
My PS3
Computers in general
The Tourettes Guy
Takashi Amano's Nature Aquarium
Charlie Chan Murder Mysteries...


Jersey Shore
Justin Bieber (little shit)
Political Correctness
Animal Cruelty
People who can't relax
MTV (pains me to say it...not what it used to be..)
affection challenged people
NOVA traffic
These stupid "lifestyle" commercials touting drugs for the umpteen million conditions that have been discovered. For those of us who were born in the 70's, I recall there only being headaches, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids....??? = P

Self Criticism:

I have too many magazines in the bathroom
I shop when I'm hungry
My desk organization is based on carefully planned piles...(I like stacks better)
For some reason I constantly have cracked drinking glasses. Chances are if you ever come to my place you will drink from a new glass that's never been touched.
I stick Q-tips way too far into my ear...
I buy too many used books off Amazon.com....
My showers last 30 minutes or more..
Too Too many condiments in my ice box...
If given the opportunity, I'll eat Tzatziki sauce with anything..

Stuff on OKcupid I'm just not sure about:

Women wearing mustaches in their pics
Dressing up like a zombie in your pics
The holding up of two fingers in a picture...
Married people keeping active profiles on this site...
Men who wear wool winter skull caps when it's above 50 degrees out...

My Facts:

I almost got an early dirt nap from a ruptured appendix. Don't mess around with that useless organ..

I think the 3 Stooges are hilarious..

Naps should be no less than 2 hours..

My Great Grandmother dated Bob Hope…

Cotton sheets only….

You can blow a door off a microwave with eggs…

I wouldn't trade my childhood for anything. I grew up in a great place and time. Part of me feels sorry for kids today.

It's Christmas Vacation…not Winter Break….

Vacuuming with the extension tool on an upright vac and having it tip over pisses me off to no end…

Do what you want…just don't invade my peace with it….

I don't Twitter. No one really cares where I am or what I'm doing…and that's ok.

Note: About pictures. I've done my best to "appropriately" show as much of RECENT self as possible. Please do the same. Unless you are a stump...a living entity from the chest up, please show your entire self. Mirror shots, 5 versions of you in the front seat of your car or you standing in the distance next to a pyramid really do nothing to show who you are. If you don't have any pictures other than you at a wedding in 2008...then you have bigger problems at hand....
What I’m doing with my life
Police Officer
I’m really good at
Listening....nonverbal cues and the various levels of communication...
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told the eyes....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: anything to do with air combat, Tom Clancy novels, Catch 22, Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan....
Movies: The Burbs, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Christmas Story...
Food: not picky but grilled cheese and tomato soup and breakfast food anytime of day....
Music: 80's music, Classic Rock and some 40's Big Band..
Six things I could never do without
My pets
Soda Water
Memory of the 80's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The reasons for togetherness....what exactly makes two people attracted to one another and keeps them together.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not a chance...ticklish sorta....
You should message me if
If you are laid back, love pets, aquariums, humor and care to explore romance for all that it can be....
The two of us