32Long Eaton, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
28 going on 16 Nerd. I love my job, my apartment, my car and good times. Just missing that puzzle piece.

I think fresh air is better than the air in nightclubs! I'm definitely an "outdoors person" and would love a walking buddy!

There is more to me than that I swear. I tell a good joke I'm told, although I am sarcastic and dry, like good wine or bad cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
Working mostly. Putting food on the table for one and cooking obscure recipes. Ever had pheasant before? Partridge? Then you haven't lived.

Other than that I'm admiring the countryside. Time to get a dog I think...
I’m really good at
Cheetos, Burritos or Mojitos, whichever you like. I'm also good with DIY, high fives and extra lives.
The first things people usually notice about me
Wow, 2 different coloured eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourites as follows -

Books - Perks of being a wallflower, anything by Bill Bryson, Any of the Timewaster Letter books, and anything published by Blackstones.

Rock music, indie music, bassline and old school hip hop.

And anything funny on TV.
Six things I could never do without
My iPhone
My Car - it's superfast. And cool.
My days off - I love them
My oven - and hob too I guess
My Viz subscription - I love the sound of it crashing through the letterbox once a month
Fresh air - can you smell that? Me either, great!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my next holiday, and when I can get away, as well as what my next car will be...
On a typical Friday night I am
working, occassionally, but usually looking for some old school pub with quiet music and a decent chair. Seriously, I am not an old man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once came third in a national cooking competition but I was so embarrassed I tell no one. It was videoed and put on the Internet...
You should message me if
You've got a hunger for dry humour and adventure!
The two of us