37 Los Angeles, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
This site is kind of like Adult Pet Finder.

I want to start a hasidic black metal band called Dreidel of Filth.

Me and Kenny Loggins are starting an internet cafe called Kenny Log-Ins.

Naughty by Nurture is my favorite rap group.

I get all my lingerie at Frederick's of Inglewood.

I used to think indentured servants were slaves with dental plans.

The best pay toilet/comedy club is "Shits and Giggles".

I'm a regular contributor to Larpers Bazaar.

When you identify as "Pansexual", does that mean you only fuck bread?

Would a Pangea Breakfast be 7 times larger than a Continental Breakfast?

Why doesn't OKCupid have "Incestuous" as an option for "Relationship type"?
What I’m doing with my life
Taking lots of photographs, not playing enough guitar. I work at a college.
I’m really good at
Music, Photography, Jokes, Words, Probing Questions, Probing anuses, knowing the plural of "Anus", not really knowing exactly what "Pluralism" means but still using it in a sentence, extended metaphors, abridged metaphors.
The first things people usually notice about me
My striated kegels.

Also, all my pictures are very recent but I warn you: I have tons of Gray hair. They just aren't visible in the photos. If you can't handle a silver fox, I'm not your dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: The Velveteen Rabbit, Homicide, Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters, Cometbus, the Big Short (It was a book first!), Love and Rockets comics, The Old Man and the Sea, Death in the Afternoon, The Plague, Slaughterhouse 5, Downtown Owl, Outliers, East of Eden, Journey to the End of the Night, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Bunnicula.

I tried Infinite Jest, Gravity's rainbow and Ulysses but wasn't smart enough to finish them.

MOVIES: Adaptation, Biloxi Blues, Pulp Fiction, Blue Valentine, City of God, Raging Bull, 40 year old virgin, 360, Adventureland, This is Spinal Tap, Stranger Than Paradise, Moon, Happiness, Dragonslayer, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic, Blindness, King of Kong, Barton Fink, Buffalo '66, Manhattan, Broadway Danny Rose, Stardust Memories, Sweet and Lowdown, Barry Lyndon, the Wanderers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, 24 Hour Party People.

SHOWS: The Wire, Kids in the Hall, Fishing with John, Silicon Valley, the Eric Andre Show, Transparent, Wiggers of Waverly Place.

MUSIC: This will always be my favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQVZaeEmkOA


Action Bronson, Battles, Can, Devo, ESG, Flipper, Gary Glitter, Heatwave, Incredible Bongo Band, James Brown, Kraftwerk, Le Shok, Michael Jackson, Neil Young, Orange Juice, Parliament Funkadelic, Queen, Ramones, Suicide, Tribe Called Quest, Uranium Club, Velvet Underground, Ween, X, Young Marble Giants, Zombies.

FOOD: Seafood, Junk food, suppositories.
The six things I could never do without
Macbook Pro
Stuff to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. How, that in a world full of people only some want to fly. Isn't that Crazy?


2. Is it really true that short people have no reason to live?


3. Cheetahs and Tigers. Sometimes Japanese Macaques (Jacuzzi monkeys).


4. Gender politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Biking through the city, photographing strangers while listening to rap music or maybe lying on my bed playing online chess, grousing about why no friends called me to hang as Pakastani adolescents cyber-bully me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I thoroughly enjoy the song "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit.

I hate Chimpanzees.
You should message me if
You want to bike around the city and eat at diners and take photos with me in the middle of the night.

You understand that the purpose of conflict is to ultimately reach a compromise and greater understanding of one another.

You think this article makes sense: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/29/opinion/sunday/why-you-will-marry-the-wrong-person.html?_r=0

You are a very smart, very silly person.

Also, I noticed one of the options in the "I'm looking for" section was "Casual sex". I'm only looking for Formal sex or maybe Business Casual sex.