I want to start a hasidic black metal band called Dreidel of Filth.
Me and Kenny Loggins are starting an internet cafe called Kenny Log-Ins.
Naughty by Nurture is my favorite rap group.
I get all my lingerie at Frederick's of Inglewood.
I used to think indentured servants were slaves with dental plans.
The best pay toilet/comedy club is "Shits and Giggles".
I'm a regular contributor to Larpers Bazaar.
When you identify as "Pansexual", does that mean you only fuck bread?
Would a Pangea Breakfast be 7 times larger than a Continental Breakfast?
MOVIES: Adaptation, Biloxi Blues, Pulp Fiction, Blue Valentine, City of God, Raging Bull, 40 year old virgin, 360, Adventureland, This is Spinal Tap, Stranger Than Paradise, Moon, Happiness, Dragonslayer, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic, Blindness, King of Kong, Barton Fink, Buffalo '66, Manhattan, Broadway Danny Rose, Stardust Memories, Sweet and Lowdown, Barry Lyndon, the Wanderers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, 24 Hour Party People.
SHOWS: The Wire, Kids in the Hall, Fishing with John, Silicon Valley, Transparent, the Wiggers of Waverly Place.
MUSIC: This will always be my favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQVZaeEmkOA
Action Bronson, Battles, Can, Devo, ESG, Flipper, Gary Glitter, Heatwave, Incredible Bongo Band, James Brown, Kraftwerk, Le Shok, Michael Jackson, Neil Young, Orange Juice, Parliament Funkadelic, Queen, Ramones, Suicide, Tribe Called Quest, Uranium Club, Velvet Underground, Ween, X, Young Marble Giants, Zombies.
FOOD: Seafood, Junk food, suppositories.
Stuff to read
2. Is it true that short people have no reason to live?
3. Cheetahs and Tigers. Sometimes Japanese Macaques (Jacuzzi monkeys).
4. Gender politics.
Oh yeah, I hate Chimpanzees.
You understand that the purpose of conflict is to ultimately reach a compromise and greater understanding of one another.
You think this article makes sense: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/29/opinion/sunday/why-you-will-marry-the-wrong-person.html?_r=0
You are a very smart, very silly person.
Also, I noticed one of the options in the "I'm looking for" section was "Casual sex". I'm only looking for Formal sex or maybe Business Casual sex.