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My self-summary
5'11" and change, Colorado transplant, beard, sometimes manbun, career focused video game designer, into most things awesome; science, learning new things, pondering the mysteries of the universe, exploring my mind, exploring others' minds, outdoorsy crap, riding motorcycles, travel, crypto currencies, keeping fit, ruining said fitness by drinking, and arguing with strangers about philosophy, science, and how "doge" is pronounced on the internet. Very romance. Such date. Wow.
What I’m doing with my life
Designing video games in San Francisco. Adventuring. Exploring. Learning. Working hard to further my career. Pretending I have my shit together. Enjoying life. Using my time.
I’m really good at
Breathing, watching lightning storms, not being able to smell farts, Googling things, cleaning up after myself, acquiring knowledge, empathizing, designing video games, procrastinating, and pretending I'm a giant when I eat broccoli.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: H2G2, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, Born to Run, Battle Royale, Horror in Architecture, A Song of Ice and Fire, Prometheus Unbound, Tiling 1-2-3 by Home Depot

Movies: The American Astronaut, Big Lebowski, Hot Rod, Wall-E, The Fountain, The Emperor's New Groove, Mad Max, Alien, Primer, Shaun of the Dead, and any horror movie where the characters aren't complete knobs.

Shows: True Detective, Cosmos, Connections BBC, The IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, X-Files, The Americans, LOST (Seasons 1-3, and maybe season 5, but I am righteously indignant about that god awful season finale), How I Met Your Mother, Workaholics, TED Talks, Walking Dead, Ancient Aliens, As The World Turns

Music: !!!, Tobacco, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Lorn, Poliça, Loyal Divide, Alpine, YACHT, King Fantastic, Danny Brown, Killer Mike, Purity Ring, Atmosphere, Eagles of Death Metal, White Mystery, Black Keys, The Seatbelts, The Head and the Heart, The Golden Filter, The Devil Makes Three, Cage the Elephant, Bob Marley, Pretty Lights, Diplo, chiptunes... I'm pretty open to most music.

Food: Pretty much anything with ribosomes in it.

Radio shows/Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, The Phil Hendrie Show, Coast to Coast AM, Skeptics' Guide to the Universe, Radiolab, Serial.

Games: Gotta have this here; I'm a game developer. Risk of Rain, Final Fantasy, Alien: Isolation, Mass Effect, Rust, FTL, Battlefield, Diablo, any decent puzzle game, any decent story driven game, any decent pixel art game.
Six things I could never do without
An open mind
My motorcycle
The vast repository of knowledge that is the internet
Maybe you someday oh god I totally did that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Everything is so weird, when you really think about it. I mean, we walk around on a giant ball of dirt with a core of blazing hot iron-nickel alloy, that happens to be floating out in basically nothing, orbiting around an even bigger ball of pure nuclear fusion which is also floating in nothing, and that nothing is expanding into nothing. And we're all made of atoms/quarks/strings/energy, and everything else is made of the same thing, and we get to be aware of that via this controlled hallucination that is consciousness. It makes me wat all over the place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rolling with it. Reveling. Frolicking. Merrymaking. Imbibing spirits. Possibly working. Possibly all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a really hard time doing proper front flips, and I find it nearly impossible to do a back flip. This makes me feel like less of a man.
You should message me if
You are intelligent, love learning new things, care about helping other people, clean up after yourself, utilize proper grammar, can operate a vehicle properly, have a good sense of humor, try to stay fit, want to go for a motorcycle ride, don't wear makeup, don't smoke cigarettes, are a sapiosexual, want to go to space someday, have at least some direction in life, are adventurous, enjoy good beer/whiskey, play/watch/make/appreciate video games, know what a TARDIS is, or can/will teach me something. This list is neither complete nor unyielding.

Really, I'm just looking for someone who wants to lay around, drink wine, and listen to Welcome to Night Vale with me.
The two of us