FforFake
31San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
"I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you."

Arguably ridiculous person.
Prefers cold weather.
Mixed race.
Social justice berserker.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been working at my favorite bookstore in the city for several years now. I'm the comics, gaming books and magazine buyer
I’m really good at
I'm told I'm funny
The first things people usually notice about me
Strangers either compliment my speaking voice or ask stupid questions about my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Nathanael West, Camus, David Mitchell, "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay", "Dubliners", "Dune", "Zuckerman Unbound", "Cat's Cradle", "Neuromancer", "War is a Force that Gives Us Meaning"

Comics: Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Osamu Tezuka, Adrian Tomine, Chris Ware, Katsuhiro Otomo, "Understanding Comics", anything featuring Animal Man or Swamp Thing

Movies: Rushmore, Punch-Drunk Love, Ikiru, F for Fake, The Squid and the Whale, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Akira, There Will Be Blood, Talk to Her, Magnolia, Ugetsu, Mulholland Drive, Dear White People

Music: Nerd Soul & Hip-Hop, Black & Doom Metal, J-Pop/Chiptune, Weirdo female acts.

TV: Wonder Showzen, Broad City, 30 Rock, Rick and Morty, Death Note, Master of None, Girls

Food: Pseudo-halal, i.e.: no pork or booze (I like talking about my not drinking with people I've just met about as much as I like talking about my beard: not much).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Okay, seriously, time to pull my shit together" [x infinity]

Gener, race, sex.

Throughout the day, I find myself wishing I was swinging a bat or hammer. I have no idea why this is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just as comfortable in the club as I am staying in and furiously masturbating to Videodrome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Here's the real deep, dark one: despite my cynicism, I'd really just like to find someone I could have something stable with.
You should message me if
IDEAL DATES:
Hoodslam
Cal Science Academy
Museum of the African Diaspora
Cartoon Art Museum
Musee Mecanique
Escape Room
Target

-You want to see which one of us is more disappointing in real life.
-You'll share the OKC messages you've received that are worse than the ones I've sent you.
-You can handle a strong black woman.
-You are interested in participating in some decidedly WASP-y sports (I've had an unusual uptick in interest in re-familiarizing myself with tennis, golf and/or fishing. I'm not joking.)
- You can teach me how to ride a motorcycle without being irrevocably turned off by my clumsy, abortive attempts to even shift the thing into first gear.

*You should NOT message me if*
- you're rude to people who work in the service industry.
- you're racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.
- you like The Big Bang Theory
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