27Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I have many talents and passions but travel is where my heart is. My basis of attraction comes from finding someone fascinating. Looks are irrelevant personality is key. I don't care about having similar interests. If someone has passion and is truly interested in something, then that makes me interested. Uniqueness is beautiful. To know yourself and be yourself is what I find the sexiest quality.

I am not into random hookups.
I am not a hopeless romantic. At all.
I have a hard time being romantically interested in people. But I just see that as setting my standards high. When I get there, however, I can certainly be romantic at the right times.

I love adventure. I'm an extremist in some senses. I have very strong opinions, but with a very open minded attitude. I prefer a world of differences. As far as I'm concerned, no one is technically "right." I can admit how little I know about the world, which feeds my curiosity for experience and travel. I can talk to a brick wall.
What I’m doing with my life
This and that
I’m really good at
drinking glasses of water really fast.



giving speeches. particularly at weddings.

mowing the lawn.

cursing like a sailor.
The first things people usually notice about me
i am male. I am tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i cant stand television


movies: rules of attraction, may, scooby doo on zombie island, doom generation (well, most things by Greg araki. Mysterious skin is a masterpiece), I saw the devil, Simon killer is my new favorite movie

food: ... well i really like yogurt. sometimes i put kiwis in it. or blackberries. i mean.... i could eat it all day. I like salads too.

books: i don't really read... I write
Six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a social butterfly, blossoming from my carefully wound cocoon and fluttering from flower to flower, meeting other butterflies and drinking the nectar from a field of sweet, sweet daffodils. Then little do I know, one of the daffodils is actually a very rare, endangered and poisonous lily that imitates the daffodil. First, it attacks my central nervous system and then my brain and I start hallucinating terrible visions. My body then starts rapidly decaying and decomposing while I'm gripping onto my last moments of life, praying to a god I'm not sure exists. My heart beats one last time and I collapse into a mound of fire ants that devour my corpse. Then god/jesus decides to prove to me he exists and he floats down from the sky wearing a halo and a trio of hot naked lady angels singing ave Maria behind him. He resurrects me and my body instantly heals. A tear slowly falls from my butterfly face and I whisper, "thank you Jesus, thank you my love." Then, Suddenly god morphs into a horned red devil. It turns out, it was satan the entire time. The entire world explodes and earth is a fiery ball, all of its inhabitants have been engulfed in flames and everyone is dead. Everyone is fucking dead. Suddenly. Out of nowhere. The REAL Jesus floats into the galaxy wearing boxing gloves and a kimono and punches the fuck out of satan knocking him at mach speed through space until his body breaks down into tiny molecules and then turn to sand. Jesus looks at the earth and becomes filled with compassion and a tear falls from his eye and lands on the fiery earth. The tear puts out the fire engulfing the world revealing a giant planet of charcoal. In the same spot the tear had fallen, a tiny and genuine daffodil grows to represent rebirth.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the only reason i brought my friend to this haunted house was so that i could punch him in the face in a crowded pitch black room and he wouldn't know it was me.
You should message me if
You consider yourself an interesting person.
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