TL;DR, that guy who's seen some sh*t and lived to tell and makes you laugh AND think AND roll your eyes, except with better hair.
Producing videos that help companies help consumers (vile word, that) buy stuff they don't need.
Volunteering with the Trevor Project to off-set the above.
Writing and editing and working on being better at both, figuratively and literally.
TL;DR binge-watching "The OC."
Arguing about politics and movie/TV creative choices.
Cooking vegetables (what I can do with a brussels sprout is pure poetry).
That "wheel" pose in yoga.
Reciting movie monologues (Ordinarily, when you make glue...).
Making you laugh in bed.
Telling people about theyselves.
Charming your mother.
Avid reader, but not much of a book reader anymore (damn you, internet). I'm more of an articles guy (The Atlantic, Vox, Mother Jones, your GQs and Esquires &c.). But top of my head: Chabon, Zadie Smith and Michael Cunningham. Oh, and Victoria Beckham's autobiography.
Soderbergh, PT Anderson, Almodovar, Scorsese, old Woody Allen, Coen Bros., Holofcener, Tarantino, Fincher, David Wain. 70s movies & Romy & Michele & Taxi Driver & Magnolia & Traffic & Kissing Jessica Stein & Lovely & Amazing & Mean Girls & Raising Arizona & Bridget Jones's Diary & basically anything independent, foreign, pretentious or stupid.
Transparent, The Walking Dead, Orange is the New Black, Difficult People, Last Man on Earth, Getting On, Veep. All-time favorites: Six Feet Under, The Comeback & 30 Rock.
I've never heard of anything you listen to and everything I listen to is garbage. If it was made after 2005, assume I'm your grandfather and have no idea what you're talking about.
Pop, in general
Early 2000s indie rock
This Arianna Grande girl is going places and that Demi Lovato that was on the SNL a few weeks ago sure has some pipes now turn off that goddamn CHVRCHES and bring me my walker.
Not seafood and not offal and not overly spicy. Please include a vegetable and add cheese where possible. Thanks.
TL;DR: PLEASE shut up about "Game of Thrones."
2. Psychotherapy (Mental hygiene: as important as genital hygiene, except moreso.)
3. Storytelling, whether written, filmed or performed
4. Paper and pen
6. My personal relationship w/Jesus Christ LOLOLOL JK I just couldn't think of a 6th thing
Point Dume Beach in Malibu.
Why the leaked non-album tracks from each Madonna record are always so much better than the album ones.
How much easier it'd be to get laid nowadays if I had body hair and could grow a beard **line face emoji**
How I'm absolutely not going to sleep with you on the first date.
What Kristen Stewart's problem is.
But occasionally going to dinner or a movie with friends or inviting them over to drink and make fun of the television with my roommate. I'm a man of simple pleasures. And not much interested in nightlife. So there.
That's about as private as I'm prepared to get on here. I mean who even are you? You don't know my life.