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My self-summary
I'm bartending now, as well as firefighting (getting ready for the city of Detroit to go belly up). Ask me where I'll be and come have a drink. First ones on me. 2nd one too if we hit it off. 3rd, and 4th too.

Life is cool. If you can make the best of it, you can have a lot of fun. Because of my job, I get to tear down burning buildings with a huge hammer, and then go home in the morning and play tea party with my daughter and football with my son. Chaos and Order. Love it.

I am not a nice guy. Though I am a good man. I shave my head because I would rather BE bald, than be going bald. My favorite quote is "Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."

I am probably terrible at internet dating, but would you really want to talk to a guy who was good at it? Come grab a drink with me and the worse thing that will happen is watching me try and break an awkward silence buy doing something I think will be charming and funny, but you will most likely roll your eyes at.

I do keep myself in shape, and it understand that I LOOK like a full blown meathead, but that is NOT the case. You will never hear me talk about working out, beating up random people, or bragging about how many beers I can pound and smash on my head.
What I’m doing with my life
Raising my kids right and having tons of fun along the way.
I’m really good at
Finding the bright side, while still getting what I want.
The first things people usually notice about me
My large often sunburned bald head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Full metal jacket

In cold blood
The left behind series
Six things I could never do without
Aside from the obvious air, kids, food....

My knee brace
Something to accomplish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What can I get away with today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Bartending or at the comedy club (watching)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once took a photo with Ron (The Hog) Jeremy, and I was naked in it and he was not. About as weird as it gets. No, I was NOT doing porn. Weird story, I just have a habit of saying yes.
You should message me if
You are smart, confident, and looking for something fun with potential. Or just have something you've always wanted to do but never done. I love killing off people's bucket lists with them
The two of us