I should also have you know I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualise either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the terminator theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
If you're still reading, then you probably have at least somewhat of a sense of humor, which means there is a good chance we may get along. In case you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box, the entire first paragraph is a lie, I don't read Harry Potter books, and I don't listen to Justin Bieber. The second paragraph may or may not be a lie, you'll have to find that out.