I'm kind of the guy next door. Unless you live next door to some psycho guy that makes yard art out of aluminum cans. If that's the case... I live next to THAT guy.
I don't really have any expectations here, but at the same time... I'm open to everything. (unless it involves beets. I hate beets)
I'm divorced and was married for 13 years. The saddest part of the whole thing is that she got the dog. I have visiting rights though.
I could be your knight in shining polyester. We could rule the kingdom together... while drinking wine and eating bacon all day.
I've had the same job for 24 years. (and they say I can't commit!) I love writing songs, playing golf and watching my Seahawks. Seldom do I do them all in the same day!
... and juggling.
Friends and family
Food and water
Crap... that was 7. One of you will have to go!
I'm now ready to re-enter civilization. You might think I would be wild, but I'm really pretty tame. I am potty trained and I know how to "shake". If you can scratch me behind the ears... I'm all yours!