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My self-summary
I'm a fun loving person, I like fishing, sports, typical guy stuff...I have been told that I have a great sense of humor. I am not a "serious" person at heart...but that doesn't mean I can't be. I 'm serious about my career, etc. but I picked a career that's fun on purpose! Life is short, and I want to enjoy it. I'm kind of sarcastic, so please know that up front...BUT I am very polite, and I guarantee your mom will love me. I'm a good guy...

What am I looking for...

A smart, fun, classy, sexy (not trashy) girl to take out on fun dates, romantic dates, stupid dates, dinner dates, zoo, whatever your little heart desires. I'm not uptight, and you shouldn't be either. Someone who can communicate like a normal person....texting is not normal communication, I'm sorry. It is a supplement to normal conversation (f*** I sound old....)

What am I NOT looking for? I'm not looking for anyone who doesn't know what they want. Mean what you say, and say what you mean. I won't play games, and I won't play along with yours if that's what you're about. I am the sweetest, nicest, funnest guy you will ever meet. And if I am putting serious effort into you, the least I expect is that you won't be out "playing the field", because that's not what I do.

Excite my eyes and my brain. You don't have to be the smartest, or the prettiest, or the funnest, but a combination of a little bit of all 3 is perfect.

I'm not an uptight person, and
I'm not fancy. I would rather have a cute, natural looking girl with freckles than some "trophy" with fake teeth and a fake smile.

I like jokes meant for 6 year olds. Like, the kind that you get on a bubble gum wrapper about the chicken crossing the road. Speaking of which....

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!

I love my dog.

I have random, wandering thoughts.

I don't have a type... Intelligence is mandatory though. I need to be able to have a conversation with you.

If you are uptight and rude, we won't get along. I like people who are chill and fun to be around... That's how I am myself.
This I like an awkward job interview, so just ask if you want to know anything.

Things I like in a woman-

Likes to laugh
Laid back
Not needy, but appreciates when a guy makes an effort too
Hopefully likes to fish
Isn't a clubhopping Jersey Shore wannabe
Motivates me to be better, but points out success along the way- supportive, I guess....
What I’m doing with my life
Not wasting it, and I'd be glad to talk all about it with you over a drink.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh, making you smile, having fun, and plenty of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- typically too impatient....

Movies- Tommy Boy, Grandmas Boy, Butterfly Effect, Joe Dirt, Princess Bride

Shows- Live sports, Gold Rush, and anything intellectually stimulating or completely mindless. South Park is good, as is Top Gear.
Six things I could never do without
Fishing rods/ reels.
More fish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going and how to get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends enjoying a beer, or going to bed early to wake up early for fishing Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really, really wish I could have a conversation with my dog. Just to see what little dude really thinks. I'm pretty sure I know, but I like confirmation.
You should message me if
You are looking for an honest, real relationship. I'm not trying to find my soul mate necessarily, but it seems like dating nowadays is done through texting and facebook. Not with this guy, I'd rather talk to you once a day on the phone than have a marathon texting conversation all day long, if that makes sense. Not that I'm opposed to shamelessly flirting with you by text all day, because I am REALLY good at that.
The two of us