I'm Frank, and I'm a dork. Let's just get that out of the way. Apart from that, I'm an easy-going guy with a great sense of humour. It is my firm belief that life is too important to be taken seriously. I work as a cook in an Italian restaurant and with a catering company, and I am a friend to all things fuzzy. I should note I don't have a car - I grew up in New York, after all - though I am saving up for one. In the meantime, walking keeps me in decent shape. When I was in college I was an English major; my two great loves are stories, and the words that tell them. In fact, I tend to ramble, as you will soon notice.
My hobbies include but aren't limited to teaching myself to play drums, reading like a whole lot seriously you guys, thinking up ideas for stories, analyzing other peoples stories, rolling dice with more than six sides, and listening to music far too loudly.
Also, I wear a kilt on occasion.
-Remembering song lyrics
-Dialogue! Really, writing in general, but I'm told that my dialogue is particularly well done.
-I am a trove of semi-relevant factoids
-Hepling peeple wit there speling.
-Slipping fun and unusual words into everyday conversation
-Making the ಠ_ಠ face
Movies: Wall-E, Up, Pan's Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, The Protector, Taken, Rob Roy, The Three Musketeers, The Machinist, IT, Fearless, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and a veritable host of other off-beat stuff.
Music: I've got quite the eclectic taste in music, though metal is predominant. My favorite artists lately have been Billy Joel, Jethro Tull, She Wants Revenge, Cynic, The Beatles, The Cruxshadows, Amanda Palmer, Jonathan Coulton, Emilie Autumn, Anathema, Voltaire, The Mountain Goats, Mick Jenkins, Pain of Salvation, Dream Theater, Baroness, Isaiah Rashad, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Mastodon, and Ihsahn (Who'd have thought black metal and saxophones would go so well together!). I also have a deep and abiding love for covers; from a death metal cover of Rock Me Amadeus, to a piano cover of Raining Blood, I love listening to people's unique interpretations on others work.
Televison: I don't watch much television currently, but when I did my favorite shows were White Collar, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Psych, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Dethklok: Metalocalypse, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Cowboy Bebop, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and most Netflix Originals, particularly Jessica Jones and Bojack Horseman.
Food: Yes. Omnomnom.
1: Music. Music approaches the divine.
2: Books. I love being taken into other worlds.
3: My dogs. They are too adorable to live, but I let them anyway.
4: Webcomics. There are some very talented artists, comedians, and story-tellers who may otherwise be completely unknown.
5: Puns. A good pun is its own reword, after all.
6: Razors. In my natural state I am a hairy - and itchy - beast.
Or, if you use words like "licentious", "innocuous", and "consternation" in everyday conversation, and you think alliteration adds appeal, that's an immediate in.