Welcome to the abridged, re-appropriated profile of me! Now with less rambling and more awesome (at least a 68% increase over previous iterations).
I'm here to look for a girl to spend time with have some fun, and hopefully figure out how far you want to go. To assist you in getting to know who I am, here are some overdone OKC profile questions you can read:
You'll have to suffer the fact that I play video games, do lots of streaming and basically live and breathe the internet. This is a part of me that you're just going to have to accept.
Distinguishing Smells and Tastes
Also, I'm really outspoken and prone to ranting about various things.
Book: Crime & Punishment
Movie: Army of Darkness
Show: Jesus it's been forever since I watched one of these
The next time some guy puts that effort towards you, maybe think what it would have taken him to do such a thing (particularly if he's not like me and is shy as all hell). This isn't a catalogue with a list of available candidates. These are all real people, and if you acted towards them in life how you do when you casually brush the "next" button, you'd act differently. Wouldn't you?
Or maybe I'm just cisgendered white scum, who listens to me anyways?
I know most of y'all have a hard time messaging people on this site, but fret not, for I have a solution! If you like my profile and want to get to know me, but you don't quite know what to say or fear you might be a little too awkward, send me a message, just say "hi" or something - and I'll take care of the rest.
You should NOT message me if:
1) You are a man from Russia or Nigeria
2) If you are married, separated, or "just getting out of a bad relationship". I am serious. I will find out. Take some time, girl.
3) You are very clearly not ready, nor have the time for a relationship.
4) You are actually Nyarlathotep. Please, stop calling me. I told you - you cannot devour my soul.
5) If you feel you live in a world where "microaggressions" exist, we won't get along.