35Issaquah, United States
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My self-summary
I only send a message if I can think of something clever to say... So it's mostly me and not you.

Life goal: Stay at this tiny house in the Shire!

Instagram: bhallx
What I’m doing with my life
College grad.

Home owner.

Car owner.

Steady employment.

Fiscally responsible.

Vote for me!
I’m really good at
- Growing beards
- Throwing darts
- Correctly adjusting the wiper speed to match the rainfall
- Fantasy football
- Self checkout at the grocery store
- Quoting Arrested Development and Seinfeld
- Golf (not entirely accurate)
- Filling out dating site profiles (also not entirely accurate)
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I wear glasses or that I look like that one guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Currently reading Stephen King's Dark Tower series. I'm on book seven. I will finish before the movie is out this summer!

Movies - I like sci-fi and comedies mostly. If you ask me if I've seen a certain movie... I probably haven't.

Television - Archer, Arrested Development, Community, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lost, Mad Men, Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, True Detective (season 1), Rick and Morty, I could watch old Simpsons episodes all night

Music - Indie rock, please.

Food - Mexican food is what I want. All day. Everyday. I'll always pay extra for guac. In real life, I try to eat healthy... basically no grains and no sugar.
Six things I could never do without
1. iPhone
2. Exercise
3. Friends
4. Showers
5. The wifi password
6. Football on Sundays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mathematical mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not hanging out with a friend(s), I'm usually going to the gym and Netflix-ing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Batman.

I don't know much of her music, but I really enjoy Taylor Swift.
You should message me if
any or all of these apply:

1. That's something that you're into.

2. You know the difference between their, they're, and there and other such spelling situations. Especially your and you're. Punctuation is life.

3. You wear glasses.

4. You'd like to eat pizza or Mexican food with me.

5. You'd like to watch Jeopardy! with me.

6. You're not above a good "that's what she said" joke.
The two of us