45Charlotte, United States
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My self-summary
- I like the color pink, and I have an unhealthy relationship with bacon.
- I can be a homebody or I can go out and have a few pints with friends.
- I don't like to wear pants.
- If your profile picture contains a group photo of you & a slew of rando girls, then im not interested in you for several reasons: 1) I'm too lazy to decipher who you are amongst your "girls night" photo. 2) actually, there's just one reason... I'm too lazy.
- I'm most comfortable in a t-shirt or a hoodie & shorts.
- Looking for friends first and if things click, well that's just a bonus!
- I enjoy the outdoors, especially kayaking. I have 5 kayaks so if you ever want to go and paddle, let me know.
- I collect & love listening to vinyl.
- You can usually find me on 2 wheels... whether its my motorcycle or one of my mopeds. But if its raining, then I'm in one of my Jeeps.
- I like day trips/road trips: Asheville or Wilmington, etc.
- I stay busy. I have little time for socializing or meeting people so I tend to lurk around on here.
- I tend to be shy at first and usually don't make first contact unless I've been drinking. God bless drunk texting...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a PADI Divemaster so I scuba dive, I ride/wrench/break on my mopeds, I work, collect vinyl records, and I like to watch tv with no pants on...
I’m really good at
-riding my moped.
-scuba diving.
-breaking my moped.
-drinking beer.
-riding topless in my Jeep CJ.
-collecting records.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that I look like the love child of Garth Brooks & Rosie O'Donnell... so, there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Johnny Cash, La Sera, Dr. Dog, Hayes Carll, Violent Femmes, Ice-T, O.A.R., DJ Icey, The Walkmen, The Avett Brothers, Dropkick Murphys, Zac Brown Band, Heartless Bastards, Tame Impala, The Ramones, Everclear, EOTO, Rebel Son, Kraftwerk, Ministry, Bloodhound Gang, Vivian Girls, Flogging Molly, Chromatics, Turing Machine, Pomplamoose. CAKE, Southern Culture on the Skids, Deadmau5, Regina Spektor, Kid Cudi, Devo, Stan Getz, Stevie Wonder, Sleigh Bells, M83, Andrew Bird, Rob Zombie, Butthole Surfers, Gnarls Barkley, Danzig, (the) Melvins, King Tuff, Basement Jaxx, Doug Jones Everybody Doug Jones, Dan the Automator, Motörhead, Dido, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Good Old War, Spiritualized, Alanis Morissette, INXS, VCMG, Tanlines, Queens of the Stone Age, The Smiths, Foster The People, Shirley Manson, Marvin Gaye, WEEN, Barry White, Steel Pulse, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Moby, Sam Cooke, The Crystal Method, Blues Traveler, Collective Soul, Charlie Parker, The Chemical Brothers, Thievery Corporation, Al Green, Charles Mingus, Peter Gabriel, Massive Attack, Flaming Lips, Michael Franti and Spearhead, David Bowie, Modest Mouse, Thelonious Monk, Morrissey, Cee Lo Green, Dolly Parton, Bad Brains, BB King, Darius Rucker, LL Cool J, Dr Dre, Common, Cypress Hill, Ice Cube, PIXIES, The Police, Sublime, Tiësto, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Waits, Miles Davis, Queen, Carrie Underwood, Iron Maiden, The Black Keys, Sade, Slash, Radiohead, The Clash, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Hank Williams Jr., Black Flag, George Jones, Rancid, The Doors, Mike Ness, Sarah McLachlan, LCD Soundsystem, Bassnectar, STS9, Van Morrison, Amos Lee, Mazzy Star, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, R.E.M., ANTiSEEN, Cravin' Melon, Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefers, Paul Oakenfold, G. Love & Special Sauce, NOFX, Beck, Waylon Jennings, Lenny Kravitz, Weezer, DJ Shadow, YACHT, Hepcat, A Tribe Called Quest, Gorillaz, Merle Haggard, Prince, Jimmy Buffett, Mississippi John Hurt, David Allen Coe, Ben Harper, Lead Belly, Old Crow Medicine Show, N.W.A, Willie Nelson, De La Soul, Peter Tosh, Dave Matthews Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Chemical Brothers, Sheryl Crow, Run DMC, Bob Marley, Social Distortion, Macklemore, Hootie & the Blowfish, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, Jack Johnson, Misfits, Nine Inch Nails, Junior Brown, Elmore James, Bic Runga, Ramones, Heather Nova, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Depeche Mode, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dead Kennedys, Hank 3, Hank Williams, just to name a few...
Six things I could never do without
1) my Jeeps
2) scuba gear
3) record collection
4) my mopeds
5) kayaks
6) nachos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
growing up... growing old... the last 40 years... the next 40
years... my dad, and how I wished I had more time to spend with him
before he died, to get to know him better, and for him to get to
know me better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely home, decompressing from the week... or I could be out catching a live show somewhere... or taking shirtless selfies in the bathroom... or in my hammock in my backyard with a small bonfire... or masturbating to broadband porn, while crying and using my tears as lube.... (I've said too much)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, I get freaky.
You should message me if
you want to talk, chat, meet, grab a bite to eat, give me 20 dollars, know a little more about me, change a flat tire for ya, go kayaking sometime, grab a pint someplace, ride mopeds, or if you just want to have a bit of fun...
The two of us