29 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Big ol' nerd for comics and comics.
Natural introvert regularly practicing extroversion to pursue stand up comedy.
Sense of humor is crucial. Style includes: cynicism; sarcasm; self-deprecation; dark-humor; and a bit of the silly, absurd, and obnoxious.
Everything here is a work in progress.
What I’m doing with my life
I have an English degree and job I don't apply it to whatsoever.

Oh, and I do comedy. I'm a stand up. I run a weekly show, and I host a monthly comedy game show.
I’m really good at
I'm not good at anything.
You get an English degree when your skill set includes "reading," and "remembering what you just read."
Some people have suggested I'm good at comedy but that's not a skill that's a defense/coping mechanism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game; Harry Potter; Game of Thrones; comedian autobiographies; comic books

Movies: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; Wet Hot American Summer; The Lobster

Shows: You're the Worst; How I Met Your Mother; Rick and Morty; Broad City

Foods: I eat meats. It's fine if you don't.

Comedians: Kyle Kinane; Hannibal Buress; Mike Birbiglia; Patton Oswalt.
The six things I could never do without
My Phone (And the Internet access / human contact / notebook / entertainment / other tools that it provides)

The phone covers everything.

I guess I need the charger too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How ladies on here will say they don't like guys who play games but also say they love Settlers of Catan. Which one is it!?

Planning an Ocean's Eleven style heist with a bunch of girls from this site who clarify they're looking for "a partner in crime."

How strange Internet dating is. I miss the old fashioned way people met, when MTV would kidnap you and show random strangers your bedroom.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing some basic white people shit.
You should message me if
You don't mind a guy who doesn't have it all figured out.

You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life. I'm still sorting myself out between my pursuit of comedy and a stable career so a serious relationship isn't necessarily my highest priority at the moment. However, the right connection would likely be irrefutable.