I'm not good at anything.
You get an English degree when your skill set includes "reading," and "remembering what you just read."
Some people have suggested I'm good at comedy but that's not a skill that's a defense/coping mechanism.
Movies: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; Wet Hot American Summer; The Lobster
Shows: You're the Worst; How I Met Your Mother; Rick and Morty; Broad City
Foods: I eat meats. It's fine if you don't.
Comedians: Kyle Kinane; Hannibal Buress; Mike Birbiglia; Patton Oswalt.