29 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
My friend recently looked at my profile and told me it's not good. I thought I was being funny and honest but she said that I sound like a sad guy who lives with his parents. I don't live with my parents!
What I’m doing with my life
I do comedy. I'm a stand up. I run a weekly show, and I host a monthly comedy game show.
I’m really good at
I'm not good at anything.
You get an English degree when your skill set includes "reading," and "remembering what you just read."
Some people have suggested I'm good at comedy but that's not a skill that's a defense/coping mechanism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game; Harry Potter; Game of Thrones; comedian autobiographies; comic books

Movies: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; Wet Hot American Summer; The Lobster

Shows: You're the Worst; How I Met Your Mother; Rick and Morty; Broad City

Foods: I eat meats. It's fine if you don't.

Comedians: Kyle Kinane; Hannibal Buress; Mike Birbiglia; Patton Oswalt.
The six things I could never do without
My collection of shirts that say things like "sarcastic comment loading," or "I speak fluent sarcasm" so that everyone is properly warned about how over the top sarcastic I am.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How strange Internet dating is. I miss the old fashioned way people met, when MTV would kidnap you and show random strangers your bedroom.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing some basic white people shit.
You should message me if
Your sense of humor is your strong suit.