29 Philadelphia, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Look, I'm not a romantic.
The most romantic thing I've done in the last 5 years was I bought a second pillow for my bed, because the girl I was seeing thought it was weird I had only one pillow.
Like, before that, pillow talk with me just meant discussing who got the pillow.
I'd always let her have it though because I'm a gentleman.

I'd say I'm a work in progress, still sorting myself out. I'm a nerd for comics and comics. My sense of humor is my most prominent quality, so I hope you can roll with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting by.
Pursuing comedy.
I regularly do stand up and I'm pretty passionate about it. Being passionate about it means it stresses me out.
Figuring out what to do with an English degree when you don't want to be a teacher.
I’m really good at
Nothing. I'm not particularly good at anything.
Some people have suggested I'm pretty good at comedy, but that's not a skill, that's a coping mechanism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, Harry Potter, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ishmael, Life of Pi, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, The Hobbit, Saga, A Song of Ice and Fire, various comedian autobiographies.

Movies: Wes Anderson flicks, Cornetto Trilogy, The Lobster, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Sleepwalk with Me, Obvious Child.

TV: Rick and Morty! Master of None, Doctor Who, The Life and Times of Tim, You're the Worst, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, Orange is the New Black

Music: Sleigh Bells, Fleet Foxes, Fun, The Format, Discovery, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, The Dodos, Lorde.

Stand-up: I listen to comedy moreso than music. Louie, Hannibal Buress, Aziz Ansari, John Mulanely, Patton Oswalt, Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, Eugene Mirman, and everyone else...
The six things I could never do without
Earth, wind, & fire.
A notebook.
A pen for said notebook.
The band Earth, Wind, & Fire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How ladies on here will say they don't like guys who play games but also say they love Settlers of Catan. Which one is it!?

Planning an Ocean's Eleven style heist with a bunch of girls from this site who clarify they're looking for "a partner in crime."
On a typical Friday night I am
You know, white people shit.
You should message me if
If I messaged you first, please.

You don't mind a guy who doesn't have it all figured out.

You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life.