Natural introvert regularly practicing extroversion to pursue stand up comedy.
Sense of humor is crucial. Style includes: cynicism; sarcasm; self-deprecation; dark-humor; and a bit of the silly, absurd, and obnoxious.
Everything here is a work in progress.
Oh, and I do comedy. I'm a stand up. I run a weekly show, and I host a monthly comedy game show.
I'm not good at anything.
You get an English degree when your skill set includes "reading," and "remembering what you just read."
Some people have suggested I'm good at comedy but that's not a skill that's a defense/coping mechanism.
Movies: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; Wet Hot American Summer; The Lobster
Shows: You're the Worst; How I Met Your Mother; Rick and Morty; Broad City
Foods: I eat meats. It's fine if you don't.
Comedians: Kyle Kinane; Hannibal Buress; Mike Birbiglia; Patton Oswalt.
The phone covers everything.
I guess I need the charger too.
Planning an Ocean's Eleven style heist with a bunch of girls from this site who clarify they're looking for "a partner in crime."
How strange Internet dating is. I miss the old fashioned way people met, when MTV would kidnap you and show random strangers your bedroom.
You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life. I'm still sorting myself out between my pursuit of comedy and a stable career so a serious relationship isn't necessarily my highest priority at the moment. However, the right connection would likely be irrefutable.