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My self-summary
Soft Spots: Swimming. Sinatra. Sunshine. Sunscreen. Smiles. Stars. Snuggles. Sidekicks. Salt. Skiing. Sugar-Free Red Bull. Statistics. Social Psychology. Sunsets. String Cheese.

Scorns: Sweat. Sunburns. Shyness. Spelling. Shedding. Snakes. Sameness. Shell Fish. Speciousness. Sleeplessness. Scoffing. Sadness.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm no longer part of the approximately 43.64% of DC whose job requires a FBI background investigation. As to what I do now, well let's just say I'm an expert. On what I can't tell you. Not because I'd have to kill you, more because I don't know. Don't worry, it's just like hard-core pornography: I know it when I see it.
I’m really good at
Using Microsoft Office 2007. Sleeping in until noon. Reading really fast. Strategic Planning. Keeping in touch. Parallel Parking. Renaming cats. Multitasking. Chugging. Hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. And bubbly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
YA fiction. Happiness. Innovation.

Thank You for Smoking. The Little Mermaid. How to Train Your Dragon.

Last Week Tonight. Stewart. Modern Family.

Top-40. Country. Reggaeton.

Green Curry. Chicken Nuggets. Grilled Cheese. Chipotle.
The six things I could never do without
Caffeine. Adventure. Hyphyness.
Insurance policies, warranties, and money back guarantees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If and/or when Adam Smith's invisible hand is going to bitch slap us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Winning the future.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a (Girl Scout) calendar girl.
You should message me if
1. You're taller than me.
2. You're down with a good adventure.

... In all seriousness: I'm looking for someone to become an 'us'. Much like Katheryn Heigl in 28 Dresses, I'm a perpetual bridesmaid (aka my personality is sparkly and people love me) but I've devoted the last decade to getting where I'm at professionally and didn't take time to find a better half. Obviously I don't think this will happen all at once. But I would like a guy I date to be open to finding love - slowly at first, then all at once.