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My self-summary
Sometimes I swipe with reckless abandon...

Just moved to Chicago. Pretty excited about it.

I work in transportation and photography happens to be a good hobby for that. I have a ridiculous sense of humor and use a little too much sarcasm. I love to make people laugh and I love people who can make me laugh. On my days off you can find me at the grill overcooking something intended to be delicious. I may also be nursing a tall gin and tonic. I love to cook but it's challenging when you have the palate of a 6 year old. I also love to host parties (and board game nights!) and be around good people.

I have an amazing family and group of friends. I'm looking for someone who is intelligent, funny, kind, and level headed. Just a Bert looking for his Ernie...

FYI- This profile sounds a lot more sterile than I really am. I just suck at writing.

FYAI- I MAY have been compared to Sheldon a handful of times. Most often in a good way. Just thought you should know. That's all.
What I’m doing with my life
Loving my job, being awesome, and taking care of buisness.
I’m really good at
Taking pictures, doing 600 MPH without getting a ticket, snuggling, dancing from the waist up, singing in the shower, telling amazing(ly long) stories, dancing form the waist down, make-up-your-own-word scrabble, hula-hooping at weddings, extreme couponing, kissing (wink) (side note- I tried putting a "; )" in parenthesis but it didn't quite work so I had to spell it out for you), hauling ass and taking names, immediately forgetting names.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my eyes, my lips, and the fact that I'm almost always wearing a hoodie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Help
The Giver
Fate is the Hunter

The Birdcage
My Cousin Vinny
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Love, Actually
Easy A
Mostly into comedies, dramadies, and rom-coms

Modern Family
The Mindy Project
Orange is the New Black
New Girl
Raising Hope
Arrested Development
Family Guy
American Dad
Top Gear (BBC, not America. Don't be ridiculous)
Reba (shut up, don't judge)

Pretty much anything aside from rap and heavy metal. They make my head hurt.
I'm usually either listening to country, easy listening, or musicals. Quite a spread, I know.

And just about anything else!
Six things I could never do without
The arts
My Nikon
iPhone (yes, I said it. Shoot me.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All kinds of stuff. I'm a daydreamer (Pisces). I think about the future a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Completely depends. Hopefully spending it with friends if I'm not out of town. But probably grilling something (if the weather is halfway decent) and trying to convince some friends to come over and get in the pool/hot tub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried so hard watching Marley and Me that I looked like my face got hit by a train. It was bad.

That's not really private, but you should know what you're getting into. I can be kind of a sap.
You should message me if
You think we might be able to strike up a good conversation and/or you think you can make me laugh. It's a challenge but I welcome it.
The two of us