Aside from that? I'm building an airplane, flying the skies, and plying the seas.
And hopefully, charming you.
Seriously. It's like I watch Nickelodeon all day long. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Love in the Time of Cholera
The Secret Garden.
Books I have not read and will not be reading include The DaVinci Code, The Kite Runner, Harry Potter, Eat, Pray, Love, or anything about some traveling pants. Please, tell me I'm not the only one.
Your wit is nothing short of legendary.
You think my knowledge of knots might come in handy.
You own boots, plaid, and a scarf.
You know not to wear them all at the same time.