42Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up in San Francisco and had to escape the atrophy and the burners. Now, I'm here... in New York. Whew!

I've got great friends and a fantastic job.

I tell a great yarn.

I'm into books, bro-less bars, parks, not stopping in the middle of the sidewalk, flying to various places around Juneish, Werner Herzog,. All sorts of things!
What I’m doing with my life
Video game designer. Generally not that into talking about video games.
I’m really good at
Sussing out email scams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I sound like Leonard Cohen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nabokov, Peep Show, Auster, Pilkington, Reed, Didion, the Simons, Coogan, CK, Herzog, Fowles, Franzen, Borges, Lurie, All Tomorrow's Parties, Atwood, Sedaris, Artichoke Dip, Lebowitz, Primavera Sound.

Who just rattles off last names?

I also think I've watched every documentary on netflix. Except those absolute crap discovery channel ones.
Six things I could never do without
I can really just drop my laundry off somewhere and they'll wash it and pack it up for me in 8 hours?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why so many of my matches have pictures of themselves ziplining. it seems like 80% of them have ziplined somewhere in the world. I mean, it looks like fun, but what is up with all this ziplining. (Update: a lot less ziplining now)

subway etiquette. looks like I've made progress on the backpack front, but there has been a resurgence of pole leaners.

does that have cilantro in it?

is that person crazy? oh are they talking into an earbud? does that even work?

quantum entanglement.
On a typical Friday night I am
considering whether I want to go out or stay in.

might go out...

might stay in.

who knows!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OMG 4 real lol
You should message me if
You are not a Randite. You don't have a 1910 barber shop mustache tattooed or drawn on the side of your index finger.

You don't use the term "sassy".

Funny please.

The two of us