In my spare time though, I instruct foreign military/law enforcement personnel on weapons and explosives stockpile management and safe storage practices. Mostly in third-world countries, but occasionally in a place that has discovered the wonders of potable water and dependable electricity.
I could list the countries, but I'm not sure how much space is available...
Back by popular demand, the current "countries I've visited" list:
Trinidad & Tobago
and of course... these United States
I also have naturally perfect eyebrows, and am reasonably intelligent.
Dear reader: What is the first thing you notice about me?
Movies - I see all the new releases on the tiny seatback screens of commercial jetliners. As long as it isn't Rob Cohen, I'm usually OK with it.
Shows - Sports, sitcoms, educational, drama, reruns, etc. Basically anything but those awful and obviously contrived "reality" shows on the "History" channel. The Big Bang Theory does deserve special mention.
Music - Eclectic. (Not to be confused with electric.) Mostly blues, jazz, some classical, basically anything moving that hasn't been ruined by DRC.
Food - Love me some food. I've even been known to cook it from time to time... Some say I'm quite skilled in this area, but I won't toot my own horn.
I suppose I also have to count "wishing I was on the beach," because I don't get there NEARLY enough.