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My self-summary
I am in an open relationship with d_coug.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at an awesome pet supply shop in Kenton, hanging out with my partner and our pooch. Other than that I'd like to enrich my creative life, and meet people who would help bring that out in me.
I’m really good at
Karaoke, Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man, making what I still call "mix tapes" for people who appreciate them even though it's all ultralight beams now. Making new friends, listening when people talk, and hopefully creating lasting connections. Trivia. Catching that drank you dropped with my lightning reflexes . Drinking good tequila. I'm sure there's more, let me know if you see me doing anything really good and I'll add it later.
Things I'm pretty bad at: Fake-ass smiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my tattoos, t-shirts, or my sweet, sweet ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently Reading: Stories I Tell Myself - Growing Up with Hunter S. Thompson by Juan F. Thompson

The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy.

Anything by Chuck Palahnuik or Hunter S. Thompson especially Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or Hell's Angels. Non-fiction about the early days of Punk or New Wave. David Sedaris, Chuck Klosterman, VICE magazine. I read like a coked up lab monkey hitting the shiny button so pretty much anything literate I can get my hands on.
Last watched: The Lobster
I generally favor subversive movies, but appreciate all different genres. Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Kubrick films, the Whole Tarantino catalog, Shaun of the Dead, Me You and Everyone We Know, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shortbus is a great movie, Harold and Maude, Being There, all Spike Jonze movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, Brazil, Time Bandits, The Dark Crystal, The Coen Brothers, and I LOVE documentaries. This list can and will go on and on, just come over and check out my movie library.
EMPIRE, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job, Venture Brothers, Comedy Bang Bang , The Mighty Boosh, Wonder Showzen,
Currently listening to: Childish Gambino
My taste in music runs the spectrum so I'll just paint it with a wide stroke: NOT shitty.
Food: I'll eat anything once.
Six things I could never do without
1. Sleepy
2. Dopey
3. Grumpy
4. Bashful
5. Doc
6. Happy

Sneezy can go fuck himself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
'...Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday"
My amazing girlfriend, Team Awesome, connections between people, how I can better myself, the state of the world, everything, nothing at all, family, love, sex, rock n roll, how small minded and petty people can be and how to steer clear of those people, kissing, concentrating on the road, funny randomness and the places it pops up, SEX, people who don't have the good fortune to live the kind of life I do that affords me to be happy 99.9% of the time and how fucked it is that we live in a world where everyone doesn't have the same opportunities to be free and happy and how seriously lucky I am and to be grateful for it...
And the Fraggle Rock Theme Song. I can't get it out of my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, or with my girl and her little weiner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pvt. Benjamin
You should message me if
You've read all my ramblings and think we'd make good ramblers together. Or if you wanna make out.
The two of us