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My self-summary
I like to laugh. I joke about everything, darkly.
The universe is mind blowing.
Enjoying being a speck of it all.
I like to cook and feed faces.
What I’m doing with my life
Meeting people and enjoying the interactions with the world around me. This place is nuts.
Working at a pizza place because life goals.
Trying to take better care of myself while still having fun.
Wishing everyone could just get along, as impossible as it may seem.
Nerding out with my friends.
I’m really good at
Word games. Pretending to play keyboard. Writing silly haiku. Troubleshooting. Observational humor. Helping people look on the bright side of things while simultaneously looking at the worst.

Also I do play video/pc games(League). I'm good at them so I play for fun. I just started getting into tabletop rpgs. I tend to dive in hard at new games.

I am good at cooking with wine. Sometimes I add it(dad joke).

I can swim well.

I also excel at coming up with new ideas or ways to improve existing systems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a mole on my face?
I smell like pizza?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books by Mary Roach and Piers Anthony.

B movies, 90s rom coms, John Hughes, 80s action flicks, die hard, the explorers, mallrats, mafia jams, and time travel flicks.

Harmon quest, community, cheers, Colombo, quantum leap, duckman, Daria, kids in the hall, and some secret guilty pleasure reality shows.

Butt shaking music, Bossanova, Italo disco, Motown, good beats, daft punk, prince, mj, new wave, solid hits from the 80s, 90s, and today. Nerdcore, nerf herder, nofx.

Well-cooked eggs. Perfect steaks. Surprise vegetables. Grilled cheese sandwiches. Guacamole. Duh tacos.
Six things I could never do without
Tacos, internet, tomatoes, tea, clean socks, and cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tacos. Keyboards. Outer Space. Sharks. Vampire Squid. Time travel.
I take this very seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or up all night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a pink night mask that says "Me Time" on it.

Edit: got rid of that one. Just a face bra night mask now.
You should message me if
You want to play board or video games.
You want to do pub trivia.
You wanna be friends.
Or you are tired of all the bullshit and wanna see if we are a fit.
Any of those is cool.
The two of us