My idea of dick pics involves sending photos of Tony Abbott or Donald Trump to people. Meanwhile my political arguments tend to result in images on penises being sent to people. Huh.
I lack the maturity which is present in either fine wine or a vintage cheddar.
Not one to do pet names or anything of that sort, Lassie.
I may also be one of the most oblivious persons one may come across. D:
Pretty alright at dead-pan humour. Possibly.
Consecutively single since the Beatles broke up.
Playing the odd bit of Overwatch (I suck), Fallout 4 (Of which I play as an ex-lawyer-turned-post-apocalyptic-farmer-slash-tin-can-junkie), or The Witcher 3 (Geralt of Rivia).
Screwing about in Illustrator, Photoshop, and InDesign.
Offscreen, by Kai Brach & contributors.
Fuck Jetpacks, by Jon Bell.
Monocle, by Winkreative.
Dune, by Frank Herbert.
The Hitchhiker series, by Douglas Adams.
How To, by Michael Bierut.
Front Line Assembly.
Mindless Self Indulgence.
Nine Inch Nails.
The Good Natured.
Har Mar Superstar.
Rick and Morty.
Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Avatar: The Legend of Korra.
House of Cards.
Orange is the New Black.
And Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.