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My self-summary
I live my life in the pursuit of art, ideas, and philosophy. That and really good fart jokes. I'm still mad that Idiocracy stole my idea for "Kicked In The Junk", the reality program where guys get kicked in the balls for everyone's enjoyment. I could've been a millionaire.

I was raised in Miami, went to college at Florida State University, and after spending another 10 years in South Florida, I've come to New York to "make it" as a writer.

I'm a writer, a philosopher, as well as a pretentious dickhead.

I workout a lot and try to be super healthy. You don't have to be a fanatic yourself, but I come from Florida and being shallow is engraved in our DNA.

Oh and I have more than 10 tattoos and if you ask me what they mean be prepared for a ten minute lecture on symbolism, my family history, and my anti-war stance. See what I mean, pretentious dickhead.
What I’m doing with my life
I work and work and work, then play. I love the arts. It all leads up to be a pretty fun life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only watch TV on Netflix: Mad Men, The IT Crowd, Lost, Star Trek (I know), Being Human, Workaholics, The League, Blue Mountain State...

I'm mainly listening to music: Circa Survive, Dredg, Kings of Leon, LCD Soundsystem, Bloc Party, Adult., The Refused, Fugazi, Led Zeppelin, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand...

I write books about movies: There Will Be Blood, 2001: Space Odyssey, Brokeback Mountain, The Avengers, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Unbreakable, Demolition Man, Total Recall...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things to write about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching a band somewhere. That or watching endless amounts of movies on Netflix. Or writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm writing a screenplay for a romantic comedy, and I love to write poetry.
You should message me if
Is this a threat? If you want to see your kids again! If you want to save a million puppies! If you want a million dollars!