No, I am not Daria Morgendorfer, my face is too expressive.
I'm a writer, a fighter, an adventurer, and a nerd/geek. (I use both words interchangeably. Is this wrong? Probably. Do I care? Not so much no.)
I also enjoy spirited discussions about movies, books, tv shows (though I no longer have access to cable), politics, art, music, religion...okay I'm really only not interested in Reality TV shows at all. I have enough reality in my life. But I am an HGTV addict and know my way around a drill.
That's about it.
I'm a dabbler. I dabble.
I can cook reasonably well, but only one dish at a time. So as long as you don't mind the veggies coming about 15 minutes after the main dish, sure I can cook. Also I have as a souvenir from an ex-something or another: a series of odd dishes that sound like they shouldn't go together, but surprisingly do. You should try my infamous mac and cheese.
Talking. Except when my brain launches ahead of my tongue, and I end up trying to say three different words at the same time. I keep forgetting my mouth is not actually designed to do that, and that's not how English works. But it's hilarious so that's okay.
I can also make up lyrics to songs when I forget the words. I can be very convincing, so remember to call me on it when I get it wrong.
The Quick and Dirty Book List:
Stainless Steel Rat-- Harry Harrison (the last of the Hard 70's scifi.)
Moveable Feast- Ernest Hemmingway (not a huge fan of Hem in general, but have a soft spot for this one.)
The Kingkiller Chornicles--Patrick Ruthfuss.
Something Wicked This Way Comes--Ray Bradbury
Sacramouche by Raphael Sabatini (actually anything by this man).
Favorite Films of the moment that I am writing this:
Kung Fu Hustle
Midnight In Paris
Lucifer (Because I was a huge fan of the comics, and the show is wrong in all the right ways.)
Currently catching up with some anime.
Books of Magic
House of Mystery
Let's just say Vertigo anything.
Not winter: Probably out for a walk. Or am out having a drink with friends. Or Gaming. Or going to a late showing of a kids' movie after eating a ton of ice cream, because I am on a continual quest to make my inner 10 year old jealous.
-You wish to learn sword fighting
-You are willing to fight me at 3 am in a Walmart parking lot. (Target is OK too, but Walmart tends not to ask questions.)
-You have more books in your house than shelf space.
-You have broken a bookshelf because of the weight of the books you squeezed on to the shelves.
-You stay up to ungodly hours of the night so much so that it might be an ungodly hour of the morning...
-You have adventures on a regular basis.
-You don't mind long rambling literary conversations.
-You happen to be Chris Hemsworth or Richard Armitage.
-You like extraordinarily long walks.
-You joined the Army solely so you could honestly quite John Cusack from Grosse Pointe Blank.