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My self-summary
Heavy main looking for his Medic.

I used to think being a hardass was cool, but I've become a marshmallow as I've gotten older.

Electro swing fanatic. I want the 2020's to revive the style of the 1920's with a modern twist.

I have a voucher for a free night at the Bohemian Riverfront Hotel in Savannah and am looking for a companion. If your hint meter didn't just break, it's already broken.

^^^ That said, I'm not just looking for casual encounters exclusively.

Honestly I'm not keen on this site. Seems everyone (including me) has something majorly wrong with them. I feel like my height alone disqualifies me immediately with many women. Brains and humor only get me so far.

Apparently I'm popular on Tinder and so I've kind of moved on to that. I have never, nor will I probably ever, heard of an OKCupid success story in my life.

Considering getting an Instagram and a Twitter. No, I have neither, and I barely use Facebook anymore.

I still check this site occasionally (updated 12/10/2016), so do feel free to initiate a conversation if you're so inclined. My conversations are like the wind, so the more interesting and varied, the better.

Telling me "no" is better than ignoring me. I understand some men are insane and won't take "no" for an answer, but I'm not like that. A woman who politely yet definitely turns me down has my utmost respect.

Come live with me in my castle (my New York condo) if you know what the Crypt of the Necrodancer is.

They used to ask what your biggest secret was, but oh well. I watch Katy Perry music videos just because she's fucking gorgeous as fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting ready to move to New York to chase dreams.
I’m really good at
Writing, but I'm not trying to write well here
Judging a movie or a video game as if I were a professional critic
Honestly a lot of other things as well

What I'm not good at:
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, eyes, or facial bone structure I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm illiterate

Ten I love:
1. It's a Wonderful Life
2. Good Night, and Good Luck
3. The Incredibles
4. Fantasia (stoner pick)
5. The Empire Strikes Back
6. The Dark Knight
7. Rocky
8. Mulan
9. Singin' In the Rain
10. The Fugitive

Ten I hate:
1. Trail of the Pink Panther
2. Sinister 2
3. Lady in the Water
4. Chicken Little
5. Spider-Man 3
6. Batman Forever
7. What a Girl Wants
8. Pitch Perfect
9. Les Miserables
10. Suicide Squad

Some I ironically enjoy
- The Star Wars prequel trilogy
- Batman & Robin
- Mortal Kombat Annihilation
- Judge Dredd
- Birdemic: Shock and Terror
- Cool Cat Saves the Kids (stoner pick)

What's a TV?

Caravan Palace is a fantastic electro swing group based in France. Also, Parov Stelar, even if they're a tad overrated.
Green Day is the most important source of music to affect my life. They shaped me as a teenager and altered my mindset in a major way. I don't like alternative rock in general, but Green Day is a HUGE exception to that.
I listen to a ton of electronic music. My two favorite groups under that vast umbrella are Infected Mushroom and Pendulum, and Knife Party takes the cake for producing the finest loud party-dubstep you ever heard. Deadmau5 and Daft Punk are more common groups I really like.
I fucking love metal, especially classic metal, but I do love me some SOAD.
I have absolutely nothing against pop in general, and in fact I enjoy enough of it that it may be easier just to list groups and performers I can't stand. Those would be: Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Train, and any young male teeny bopper.
Finally, let me listen to ska punk any day, all day. Goldfinger and All My Best Friends Are Metalheads are fantastic ska punk groups.

What won't kill me

I have a wide array of video games I play, but I won't mention them here since I feel like I provided more information here than your average shmuck and you might be getting bored X_X
You should message me if
I'm attracted to walking contractions. A sweet bitch. A gorgeous slob. A smart ne'er-do-well. If you live life in three dimensions, good for you. That's one more dimension than most. Let's toke up and watch Birdemic: Shock and Terror while embracing each other and laughing.
The two of us