just kidding: anything involving chocolate, cheese alcohol and spices is good.
I'm a fan of most kinds of music - classical and opera often put me to sleep, but everything else is great
I feel like an additional part of this profile should be "you should NOT message me if" - my response here would be "you're going to use some lame line like 'OMG you are gorgeous' (no i'm not being egotistical, I actually have gotten messages that say JUST that) - that's all thanks to my parents, not something I did or didn't do."
Basically, message me if you have something interesting to talk to me about, or something that will actually grab my attention. And no, cheesy lines translated into any of the languages i speak will not work, especially not when they didn't work in English.
Send me a message that I can have a real response to. A one word message is also not considered a full message, as I have nothing other than "hi" to say to a message that says just that. If you like my profile, scathing as it is, tell me what you like about it. Just saying you like my profile isn't going to give me enough insight into what i should talk to you about.
Additionally, since I can and do speak multiple languages either fluently or disastrously, depending on the language, I appreciate honesty - if you cannot speak a language fluently, then switch to one that you can, or learn to speak fluently. I understand that when you first learn to speak a language it can be hard to get things right 100% of the time, but don't claim to speak a language fluently unless you truly can. That just makes me wonder what else you are lying about.