#1 you have to be a girl. Which means physically and mentally. You also have to be born a girl. Sorry fellas.
#2 I'm a very active guy so some one that can keep up with me or even challenge me is a must.
#3 No hairy women. Enough said.
So did you make the cut? Good now let's go have some fun. And if you play your cards right I might buy you a drink.
Finding the funny side of anything.
Learning on my own especially when it comes to making something.
After that I'd say that I'm always smiling.
My sense of site
My sense of hearing
My sense of taste
My sense of smell
My sense of seeing dead people....?