36Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a total jokester. I grew up on Long Island,NY and moved to Tucson... twice. Best move ever... Twice!

I value honesty. I'm really silly, sarcastic and always making a punch line. I do that b/c I'm a CARTOONIST, which I know is super attractive to a smart girl out there, if she can find me. But hey... I'm easy to spot!
Unlike most assholes on this site, I'm an open book. And it's a comic book so there's lots of pictures. Here's 100% of me right here:

KNOW me beyond this dumb profile. If being a cartoonist who sells his own comics, draws for a living, and is trying hard to achieve a Simpsons sized amount of success, isn't something that impresses you, don't message me.
Really, don't bother.
Go back to some ridiculous sports fan's douchebag profile.

I'm a nerd loving goofball and
I'm too unique for typical.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm very self motivated and all over this here internet of ours. I self publish comics, screen print tees, and make buttons. Google search FRANKENSTYLIN and tell google NO you did not mean FrankenSTEIN. That's me at

As for my 9-5 job, I am the sign artist at your local Trader Joe's!
Every sign from little shelf sign to gigantic wooden fruits and farmlands are handmade in every store.
It's basically my job to make the 19cent bananas more a-PEEL-ing. ;)
I’m really good at
Making ya laugh and getting people together. I love problem solving and I'm great at giving advice, finding the silver lining in the darkest cloud, and helping others overcome life's dumb hurdles. I can sit down and talk all night. It's really is my favorite activity.

I even have my own podcast in Tucson. It's After Hours with Frank Powers... listen on iTunes. I'm a motivational maniac.
The first things people usually notice about me
My energy. I talk too fast and I've got a pretty think New Yawk accent. My facial hair style of the moment usually draws the eye as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics mostly. I haven't been reading as much as I would like. I'm drawing a lot these days and writing.

The Iron Giant is my favorite movie ever. That and all the 80s favorites, action classics, and super heroes.

TV isn't a big distraction... Unless muh Wrestling is on! I love the WWE as much as your average joe loves baseball. WOOOOO!

I rarely play video games. This problem seems to plague girls b/c most guys are fuckin video game junkies. NOT ME! Let's go OUT! My favorite game is TETRIS. They've got one at the Surly Wench.

Favorite Tv shows after all WWE programming are usually animated. Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and the Simpsons to this very day.

With music I'm stuck in 80s pop, metal, & punk. I enjoy hearing new music from my friends all the time. Make me a mix tape!

FOOD!? I have a sweet tooth but I'm always watching my treats. Coffee is King!
Six things I could never do without
A Best Friend near by
More Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I am doing with my career and what I can do better, but people fascinate me most. Human behavior and psychology specifically. I love the nostalgia of the past and all the "what ifs" of The Universe, the planet and the future too.
Also farts.
On a typical Friday night I am
I always prefer a bar on a Thursday as opposed to a Friday or Saturday. Regardless of any night of the week, I'm usually up till 2am drawing or cursing myself for not drawing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing. I've been really good at keeping secrets ever since wetting the bed... AH DAMMIT!
You should message me if
Let's start with DON'T CONTACT ME IF:
- If you hate yourself.
- If you're a drunk. (Sure, I drink but lotsa people are sloppy.)
-If you regularly do cocaine. ew.

Contact me if:
If you're nerdy or creative.

Contact me if you can really appreciate who I am as a person. I'm different. I'm pretty eccentric.

With all that there is, everything there is, let's just have fun and we might start making memories :)
The two of us