36Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a jokester. I grew up on Long Island, NY and moved to Tucson... twice.

I value honesty. I'm really silly b/c I'm a CARTOONIST, which I know is super attractive to a smart girl out there. And hey... unlike most assholes on this site, I'm an open book. And it's a comic book so there's lots of pictures.

So yeah. I'm a cartoonist who sells his own comics, draws for a living, and is trying hard to achieve a Simpsons sized amount of success. Just a nerd loving goofball and I think awkward is attractive.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm very self motivated all over this here internet of ours. I self-publish comics and host lots of events around Tucson including my own talk show live on a stage! I created Pissed OFF Panda and I owned Constant Con, the retail store that was the comic con that went on and on. (
I work hard at graphic design and promotions. #TootTootTucson will show you a LOT of events I've had a hand in and I just got my Master's degree in art for Motion and Video.
I’m really good at
Listening, Making ya laugh, and getting people together. I love problem solving and I'm great at giving advice, finding the silver lining in the darkest cloud, and helping others overcome life's dumb hurdles. I can sit down and talk all night. It's really is my favorite activity.
The first things people usually notice about me
My energy. I talk too fast and I've got a pretty think New Yawk accent. My facial hair style of the moment usually draws the eye as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics mostly. I haven't been reading as much as I would like. I'm drawing a lot these days and writing.

The Iron Giant is my favorite movie ever.

TV isn't a big distraction... Unless Wrestling is on! I love the WWE as much as your average joe loves baseball. WOOOOO! Favorite Tv shows after all the WWE programming are usually animated. Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and the Simpsons to this very day.

I rarely play video games. This problem seems to plague girls b/c most guys are fuckin video game junkies. NOT ME! Let's go OUT! My favorite game is TETRIS. They've got one at the Surly Wench.

With music I'm stuck in 80s pop, metal, & punk. I enjoy hearing new music from my friends all the time. Make me a mix tape! I have a radio show! (Saturdays at 11 on 99.1 FM)

FOOD!? I have a sweet tooth but I'm always watching my treats. Coffee is King!
Six things I could never do without
A Best Friend close
More Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I am doing with my art career and what I can do better. People fascinate me most. Human behavior, psychology, and motivation specifically. I love nostalgia and all the "what ifs" of The future. Again, I could talk all night.
On a typical Friday night I am
I always prefer a bar on a Thursday as opposed to a Friday or Saturday. Regardless of any night of the week, I'm usually up till 2am drawing or cursing myself for not drawing lol. I go out a LOT, but only drink a little. I love local events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing. I've been really good at keeping secrets ever since wetting the bed... AH DAMMIT!
You should message me if
Let's start with DON'T CONTACT ME IF:
- If you hate yourself.
- If you're a drunk. (Sure, I drink but lotsa people are sloppy.)
-If you regularly do cocaine. Ew.

Contact me if:
If you're nerdy or creative.

Contact me if you can really appreciate who I am as a person. I'm pretty eccentric. It's different :)
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