I value honesty. I'm really silly, sarcastic and always making a punch line. I do that b/c I'm a CARTOONIST, which I know is super attractive to a smart girl out there, if she can find me. But hey... I'm easy to spot!
Unlike most assholes on this site, I'm an open book. And it's a comic book so there's lots of pictures. Here's 100% of me right here:
KNOW me beyond this dumb profile. If being a cartoonist who sells his own comics, draws for a living, and is trying hard to achieve a Simpsons sized amount of success, isn't something that impresses you, don't message me.
Really, don't bother.
Go back to some ridiculous sports fan's douchebag profile.
I'm a nerd loving goofball and
I'm too unique for typical.
As for my 9-5 job, I am the sign artist at your local Trader Joe's!
Every sign from little shelf sign to gigantic wooden fruits and farmlands are handmade in every store.
It's basically my job to make the 19cent bananas more a-PEEL-ing. ;)
I even have my own podcast in Tucson. It's After Hours with Frank Powers... listen on iTunes. I'm a motivational maniac.
The Iron Giant is my favorite movie ever. That and all the 80s favorites, action classics, and super heroes.
TV isn't a big distraction... Unless muh Wrestling is on! I love the WWE as much as your average joe loves baseball. WOOOOO!
I rarely play video games. This problem seems to plague girls b/c most guys are fuckin video game junkies. NOT ME! Let's go OUT! My favorite game is TETRIS. They've got one at the Surly Wench.
Favorite Tv shows after all WWE programming are usually animated. Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and the Simpsons to this very day.
With music I'm stuck in 80s pop, metal, & punk. I enjoy hearing new music from my friends all the time. Make me a mix tape!
FOOD!? I have a sweet tooth but I'm always watching my treats. Coffee is King!
A Best Friend near by
- If you hate yourself.
- If you're a drunk. (Sure, I drink but lotsa people are sloppy.)
-If you regularly do cocaine. ew.
Contact me if:
If you're nerdy or creative.
Contact me if you can really appreciate who I am as a person. I'm different. I'm pretty eccentric.
With all that there is, everything there is, let's just have fun and we might start making memories :)