32Westgate on Sea, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm some jackass who lives on a boat, doing stupid boat stuff all day every day.
What I’m doing with my life
Stockpiling fossil fuels. Turning empty boats into better boats. Staring blankly at sheet materials.
I’m really good at
Emergency carpentry. Botch job architecture. Midnight plumbing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a giant walking penis with stupid tattoos and a catastrophic love of knitwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Robots
Movies: Monsters
Shows: Zombies
Music: Musician
Food: Animals
Six things I could never do without
Sugar, spice, everything nice, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sterling engines. Thermosiphons. Carl Sagan. Can I make a microbial fuel-cell out of creek mud? Batman is so awesome. I should probably tidy my room.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunkenly rowing around the Ravensbourne wearing a captains hat, trying to start fights with swans.

Edit: This is laughably out of date. I spend vastly more time scowling than drinking these days, since terrible hangovers get in the way of being so awesome every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Small boobs rock the house.
You should message me if
You fight back. You like comic books. You know facts. You're smarter than I am. You're a fan of boys who smell like woodsmoke. You can tell me about art. You want to learn woodwork. You can teach me woodwork. You like pop songs in 7/4. You sing on trains and busses. You want to play board games.
The two of us